Physicist Stephen Hawking, frequently cited as one of the smartest people alive, is also pretty funny. As the first person John Oliver interviewed for Last Week Tonight's new "People Who Think Good" series, Hawking delivered a stark lesson about the nature of reality: There is no timeline in which Oliver will date…
Here's a brief history of some lost, drunken blokes trying to talk noted physicist Stephen Hawking into coming along on their bachelor party.
Now Stephen Hawking says black holes don't exist. No fucking idea.
Alan Dershowitz thinks Albert Einstein Award-winning physicist Stephen Hawking is an "ignoramus." Guess why.
Eminent physicist Stephen Hawking has pulled out of June's Israeli Presidential Conference in support of an academic boycott of the nation. A spokesman for Israel's Foreign Ministry said, "Never has a scientist of this stature boycotted Israel."
As the gossip hurricane rages on, Maria Shriver stands brave and resolute with her friend Oprah. Meanwhile, the Grammers are having a custody dispute, a Tiger Woods mistress is telling stories, and Kirk Cameron is not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking says: "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." Ooooh.
Stephen Hawking's new book, The Grand Design, is a nuanced analysis of the intertwining of metaphysics and physics through the ages. But all anyone wants to talk about is that the book says God wasn't needed to create the Universe.
Stephen Colbert is well known for airing his grievances on a nightly basis. Tonight, he came clean with his hatred for world renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking. Who knew the world's expert on black holes had a thing for blonds?
Want to build a time machine? Stephen Hawking can help you out with that.
Last night on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert skewered everyone's favorite astrophysicist Stephen Hawking for what Hawking believes is the doom of the human species: Being enslaved by an alien race.
As part of a new Discovery Channel series physicist Stephen Hawking says that he's convinced aliens are out there, but that we should avoid them because they will probably come to earth and kick our asses like in the movies.
Great. Rumors are circulating that Stephen Hawking was found dead. We have a hot tip that some very angry Black Holes are pissed off, spreading lies, starting beefs (i.e. probably bullshit). If you hear anything, let us know. Thanks.
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Popular and acclaimed physicist and mathematician Stephen Hawking was rushed to the hospital in serious condition this morning, having "been unwell for a couple of weeks," according to a spokesman.
There's troubling news out of Pasadena today as we're hearing Jennifer Lopez's Latin eatery Madre's is "closed until further notice." The 6-year old restaurant shuttered July 1 with little more heads-up than a sign in the window; the appliances have not yet been liquidated in exchange for a month's supply of J-Lo's…
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We're just going to be up front about this: We have absolutely no good reason to post the above photo, and we're not even going to bother casting Tim Blake Nelson in the Discovery Channel's Zero Gravity: The Incredible True Story of Stephen Hawking's 25 Seconds of Flight to give ourselves even the flimiest of…
So apparently Stephen Hawking, theoretical physicist and current incumbent of the lazy media's go-to genius avatar position, posed a recent query to Yahoo Answers concerning our future. "In a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally," asked the comically-voiced ALS-sufferer, "how can the human…
