• Profile logout login

#steveballmer

Gawker

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #stalker,
  • #opencaption,
  • #internalmemos,
  • etc.

New York, 11:58 AM
Sun Nov 29
12 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:
tips@gawker.com
Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder | Email

West Coast Editor:
Richard Rushfield | Email

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate | Email

Media:
Hamilton Nolan | Email

Politics:
Alex Pareene | Email

Investigations:
John Cook | Email

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan | Email

Nights:
Adrian Chen | Email
Azaria Jagger | Email
Ravi Somaiya | Email

Weekends:
Foster Kamer | Email

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley | Email

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers
Gawker
  • posts about #steveballmer more →

    Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate

    Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'

    The Next Gadget Gods

    The Unbearable Yahoo-AOL-Microsoft Dance

    Microsoft CEO, Yahoo Chairman Meet in New York

    Microsoft Preparing to Put Zune Out of Its Misery

    Choose Your Own Apple CEO Adventure

    Microsoft: "We are done with Yahoo"

    Why founders win

    What Steve Ballmer really said about Yahoo
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of Bos'un's Mate Bos'un's Mate
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    This is what happens when the dog food you're serving tastes like shit.
     Reply
    Bos'un's Mate was starred Bos'un's Mate was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    Here is an older Microsoft propaganda film from the Windows 98 era.
     Reply
    Swifter was starred Swifter was unstarred
    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    Ugh, I can't stand this guy. Image is everything in all industry, and his is an image of bloated crap. Dump this loser Microsoft!
    He makes Bill Gates look like the coolest guy in the room.
     Reply
    MrInBetween promoted this comment robotwaste was starred robotwaste was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/11/09

    @robotwaste: Perhaps the ability to make Bill Gates look like the coolest guy is the main reason this fat tub of crazy has climbed the ladder.
     Reply
    MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of TabithaIapetus TabithaIapetus
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    Why ANYONE would want to take this sweaty, flabby, used car salesman's picture is beyond me
     Reply
    Cynical Media Bitch promoted this comment TabithaIapetus was starred TabithaIapetus was unstarred
    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    09/11/09

    @TabithaIapetus: The 'Softies are funny that way. It's kind of a cross between Stockholm Syndrome and respect for the guy who puts money in your pocket.
     Reply
    Cynical Media Bitch was starred Cynical Media Bitch was unstarred
    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    There is a HUGE market for mealy-mouthed losers. Ballmer is the king of the losers, and proud of it.

    He's the guy that all the Men's Health, BMW-lusting, suburban cubicle stiffs want to be.
     Reply
    Motoko Kusanagi was starred Motoko Kusanagi was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    "It's okay, Mr. Ballmer. I also have the new iPod Nano that can shoot video!"
     Reply
    Aaron Altman was starred Aaron Altman was unstarred
    Image of Cynical Media Bitch Cynical Media Bitch
    09/11/09

    @Aaron Altman: I would pay money for that clip; Ballmer's head would have exploded.
     Reply
    Cynical Media Bitch was starred Cynical Media Bitch was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    No wonder my outlook acts this way.
     Reply
    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    That video should be inducted into the Flop Sweat Hall of Fame
     Reply
    MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Image of Moff Moff
    09/11/09

    In reply to Steve Ballmer's Two Minutes of iPhone Hate
    Yeah, I don't understand why the dude didn't take Ballmer's picture using Microsoft's very famous brand of smartphone.
     Reply
    Moff was starred Moff was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    09/11/09

    @Moff: Ha!
     Reply
    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    09/11/09

    @Moff: Win.
     Reply
    DennyCrane was starred DennyCrane was unstarred
    Image of badasscat badasscat
    09/11/09

    @Moff: I guess only non-iPhone users have heard of Windows Mobile.
     Reply
    badasscat was starred badasscat was unstarred
    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    09/19/09

    @badasscat: Symbian. The OS, not the sex toy.
     Reply
    Drunken Economist was starred Drunken Economist was unstarred
    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    06/01/09

    In reply to Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'
    Who was that guy? A "campus leader" at Columbia during the sixties anti-establishment strikes. They were gonna take over the Dean's office, so they swarmed it, all the stoonts, only it was closed on Saturday. So this leader - what was his name? - was in the act of clamboring up atop a trashcan so he could be seen to pontificate, when anarchists at the back said, hey, let's go take over the library! So they all swarmed forth toward that building, and the leader clattered down from his pedestal and rushed to catch his crowd and made it to the front where he linked arms with other leaders and they all sang Michael Rowed or something.


    Ballmer, that was his name.

     Reply
    Tremonius was starred Tremonius was unstarred
    Image of TedEx TedEx
    05/29/09

    In reply to Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'
    I thought it was Ding! (ala Southwest) and not Bing. It would have been interesting if they bought Bling.com instead of Bing.com... Bling is just catchier!
     Reply
    TedEx was starred TedEx was unstarred
    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    05/29/09

    In reply to Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'
    This AM on CNBC they played an amusing interview with Ballmer. He had to sit there while the interviewer basically kept bringing up how his competition keep innovating and what does he plan to do about it? Of course, he kept insisting that Apple was a niche player so the two businesses should not be compared, we do things differently, etc. etc.
     Reply
    Carol Gardens was starred Carol Gardens was unstarred
    Image of Smitros Smitros
    05/29/09

    In reply to Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'
    I will disrespect the Bing until proven wrong.
     Reply
    Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of Carol Gardens Carol Gardens
    05/29/09

    In reply to Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'
    I see another Mac commercial in the making. Bing!
     Reply
    Carol Gardens was starred Carol Gardens was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    05/29/09

    In reply to Microsoft Wants You To 'Verb Up' And 'Bing It'
    Crazed Steve Ballmer, in that photo, is belting out this tune:

    "It don't mean a thing

    If it's not searched on Bing!

    Do-wop-do-wop-do-wop-do-wop!"
     Reply
    MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.