· Hollywood, always more than happy to turn the multiplex into a refuge from your bickering, turkey-stuffed, dysfunctional family, is putting seven movies into wide release this Thanksgiving weekend. Send the bratty kids to Enchanted while you watch Javier Bardem dispassionately slaughter everyone unlucky enough to…

When we saw this creepy cel phone picture of Steve Buscemi on the Daily Slope message board (that venerable repository of organic baby food debates), we had a shock of familiarity — we'd seen it before, in our very own tipline. But we hadn't posted it, because, well, ick. (Also, our map doesn't extend to Brooklyn —…