Pricey Bauble Bought by Rich Bastard

Steven Cohen, the self-pitying billionaire hedge fund titan who enriched himself through insider trading, has an expensive new toy.

Steven Cohen, the self-pitying billionaire hedge fund titan who enriched himself through insider trading, has an expensive new toy.
After a six-year crackdown on Wall Street's penchant for insider trading, federal prosecutors have filed criminal charges against SAC Capital Advisors, the powerful hedge fund run by YOLO-ing billionaire Steve Cohen. The indictment (below) includes one count of wire fraud and four counts of securities fraud for…
Hedge fund honcho Steve Cohen has chosen "the most hilarious possible defense" to SEC charges that he "failed to supervise" employees charged with insider trading. A 46-page white paper claims Cohen "did not even read" an email concerning ill-gotten intel on Dell.
The last time Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) made news for tweeting, it was just after this year's State of the Union. Those tweets, which were quickly deleted, were aimed at 24-year-old model and seemed flirtatious in nature. As it turns out, Cohen was tweeting at his secret daughter, not his secret mistress, and what…
This is a weird one. The day after President Obama's State of the Union, there were reports of Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen sending what, at the time, seemed like flirtatious tweets to Victoria Brink, a 24-year-old model and former Texas State University student. Those tweets, which were quickly deleted and…
Last week, Jon Stewart exposed Fox News' hypocritical use of Nazi comparisons at the same time they condemn them. Bill O'Reilly was not happy with that! Tonight, Stewart responded to—and knocked the f*ck down—O'Reilly's explanation to/attack against him.
Last week, Many Fox News commentators condemned Congressman Steve Cohen's GOP lawmakers/Nazi comparison. When Megyn Kelly was told that many on her own network have done the same thing, she denied it. Tonight, Jon Stewart proved Kelly wrong. Way wrong.
• The epic mess at NBC continues: The last-place network is now thinking above moving Jay Leno to a 11:35pm-12:05am time slot and then having Conan O'Brien follow him for a full hour. But no deal has been reached, and there's still a possibility that Conan will abandon ship. [NYT, LAT, BN, NYT]
• Rudy Giuliani is…