If you asked random people to name one thing they want from Steve Harvey, some of them would say "relationship advice," because that's the weird and gross world we live in. But many more would correctly identify Harvey's most valuable contribution to humanity: "reactions to truly dumb Family Feud answers."

For some reason, Steve Harvey is considered a relationship expert, even though his research involves only his own experience and that of his parents, and his ethos is based on gender stereotypes. He frequently backs his claims with, "We're men!" and leaves it at that. He offers common sense (of a certain…

Jimmy Fallon apparently didn't feel like hosting his own show last night, so he turned it over to Steve Harvey for a nearly-full-length game of Family Feud, pitting Fallon and (a very quiet) Jason Segel against The Roots.

Recently, a woman named Christina was asked to babble about her food fetish at a taping of Steve Harvey. Christina, who talks like a mama grizzly but eats like Yogi, started off by saying, "Welp, food excites me, and I mean it excites me." You see where this is going? She's talking about downtown.

Steve Harvey took the weirdest break from being a sanctimonious blowhard when he had some kids from Toddlers & Tiaras (and their parents) on his talk show today and handled everyone gently. He spoke to everyone without admonishing them, had little Kayla recreate her Shirley Temple crumping (I'll never tire of…

There is a small, but palpable sense of disgust for gay men in Tim Story's Think Like a Man, which is based on comedian/self-styled love expert Steve Harvey's inane self-help book with a slightly longer title, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man. The only explicitly homo dude we ever see is in a pink polo, swishing his…

Here's Magen, a pastor's wife, up on the Family Feud, answering a question about "things you put in your mouth but don't swallow" with the word, "sperm." A pastor's wife! Saying that word! On the television, which kids sometimes watch. The end of our depraved species is nigh.

TV's busiest writer/producer/director is far too busy. Also today: Two big-time actresses are wallowing into the television swamp, and there's some good news for Revenge fans.

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend got sloshed, then arrested, last night. An actress names her children "Ptolemy" and "Winter." Leonardo DiCaprio trades "tender" kisses with a man. Tuesday gossip spent the night in a drunk tank.

When asked to name something that gets passed around Steve Harvey couldn't believe to hear the contestant yell 'a joint!' What makes this situation better is to hear the other family's counter answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, we say goodbye to The Daily Ten, David Cross visits The Soup, Marge Simpson does some high-fashion shopping, and a Family Feud contestant's simple answer of "penis" throws new host Steve Harvey off of his game.

"We asked 100 men. Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16." It's not so much that she answered "penis," but rather how quickly and easily the word rolled off her tongue.