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Karl Rove loves his iPhone. He uses it all the time! (The entire Bush administration has
good reason to love the little gizmo.) The roly-poly Machiavelli also recently admitted to
owning a damn MacBook Air, the laptop whose sole selling point is its ability to fit in an envelope. Drug-addled radio tyrant Rush Limbaugh had to ask Apple to help
fix his own new Mac. Your favorite propagandists love the sleek design and friendly usability of Apple products. Crypto-fascists—they're just like us! Which brings us to this plea: can we please, please end the tiresome trope of Apple having any sort of hip sensibility?
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