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    Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties

    Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People

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    Image of jbk jbk
    09/01/09

    In reply to Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties
    Men, women, either way, Bill O'Reilly is asking someone on that show to rub a falafel on his tiny little 3-inch penis.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/01/09

    @jbk: it's probly not even that big
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    09/01/09

    In reply to Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties
    Someday, all the blondes on Fox News will rise up against all the alpha pigmen, and asphyxiate them by stuffing their mouths with bras and panties soaked in peroxide. And that will be a good day.
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    09/01/09

    In reply to Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties
    As The Dooce begins to read the piece on Favre, Bri-Kil is wearing the same expression that takes over my face whenever I stumble on this idiocy in the morning.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    09/01/09

    In reply to Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties
    the bigger question is why they keep putting this show on women. Of America. Like me.
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    09/01/09

    In reply to Fox News Has Been Ruined By Cooties
    I hope the cooties are earwigs that bore a hole in his skull and let the sap run out.
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    08/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Which Jesus am I supposed to pray to? The one who advocated giving away all earthly belongings and devoting your life to the poor, or the one who thinks poor children should not have access to health care because their parents didn't work hard enough and want to sponge off hard working conservatives?
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    Image of The Defeatery The Defeatery
    08/05/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I love how anything the Right disagrees with is labeled as "PC." Like that's the worst slander they can come up with. Let me get this straight: you can either be politically correct (whatever that means—not being racist? believing climate change is real? wanting health insurance? Then yeah, I guess I'm politlcally correct) or you can pray. Um, okay. That's some airtight logic you've got there.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Is it praying when I listen to Beck ramble and think, "Holy Fucking Shit, who the fuck is this asshole?" Because that's as close as I can get these days.
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    Image of Magister Magister
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    You'd think that Beck was trying to get in front of the whole "don't blame me" situation, but his suggestion of prayer and a divine intervention could cause some unbalanced soul to think they're "The Messenger".

    So, no, Glenn - If you don't agree with the direction of the country, you don't take up arms or pray for "assistance", you participate in the democratic process.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Beck starts out by saying "I've been thinking an awful lot lately".
    Then where is the evidence of that?
    Plus he phrased it wrong. It should have been "I've been doing a lot of awful thinking lately"
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I guess Beck will be pretty pissed when he realizes that God is the biggest commie of them all, and that heaven is one big socialist orgy.
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    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Juxtapose the pacifist Beck with the more militant hints he drops ever so liberally throughout his program. "I seem to recall all the Russian Czars died in the woods" wink wink

    Here's a history lesson, Glenn. The Bolsheviks killed only one Czar. And he was killed by the Bolsheviks!
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    I pray Glenn Beck gets caught up in a sex scandal involving an 18-year-old boy, a bag full of oxycontin prescribed to Rush Limbaugh and manufactured by Levi Johnson's mother, and that horse that was just on the news. You know the one I mean.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    08/04/09

    @misslinda: Swallowing my own vomitus, let me say that I would fuck him just to expose him and get him off the air.
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    Image of TumblingDice TumblingDice
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Wait a second. Just, wait a second. Did anyone hear the very end of this clip? Seriously? With about 3 seconds left, Glenn Beck says off-camera over footage of Obama: "this guy's a black nationalist, communist..." and then Gretchen cuts him off / or the clip ends.
    This is scary stuff.
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    Image of Pareene Pareene
    08/04/09

    @TumblingDice: hah, yes, i wasn't entirely sure what i was hearing there. but i added it because I AM NOT ALONE, WE SURROUND THEM
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/04/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck Asks The Crazies to Pray Instead of Shooting People
    Glenn, Nickelback's road manager called. He wants his clothes back.
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