Now Some Nincompoops Want to Make Aerosmith's "Dream On" the Rock Song of Massachusetts

The city of Boston is like that childhood best friend you introduce to adult friends with repeated reassurances like, "Sometimes he flips over cars when he's drunk, but he's really great" and "Yes, he wears khakis, but he's incredibly liberal thinker" and "No, really, he talks funny, but just give him a chance." And…
Steven Tyler Dresses in Drag, Calls Himself "Pepper LaBeija" and Now the Whole Paris Is Burning Thing Is Out of Control
If you need any more proof of the increased cultural pull of Jennie Livingston's 1990 New York drag-ball documentary Paris Is Burning, look no further than the most popular show in the United States. On last night's American Idol, former judge/Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler donned a wig, makeup and a dress for a gag…
Steven Tyler Called the Today Show Audience His 'Little Fucks' While On-Air
Steven Tyler and those other guys from Aerosmith made an appearance on The Today Show this morning to promote their new album Music From Another Dimension. Within the same three minutes, Tyler managed to forget which morning show he was actually on, shouting "Good morning, America!" and then addressed the crowd as…
Jennifer Lopez Tells Ryan Seacrest She's Leaving Idol Too
As late as last night, negotiations were still ongoing for Jennifer Lopez to remain at American Idol, but following judge Steven Tyler's announcement that he was departing the talent show to refocus on Aerosmith, Lopez this morning made her exit plans public.
Watch Steven Tyler Screech His Way Through The National Anthem
Butchered celebrity performances of "The Star-Spangled Banner" are as important to American history as the anthem itself, but Steven Tyler gave us something entirely different during today's AFC Championship. His may be the first rendition that screeched while being butchered.
The Golden Age of American Idol Is Over
The ratings are in for America Idol's two-part premiere this week and the numbers aren't good. It's average ratings among 18-44 year-olds (the only people the universe cares about) dropped 44% from two years ago. Yeah, that's almost half.
Steven Tyler Still Unable to Stand Up Properly
Veteran stage-faller Steven Tyler continued to fail at "standing" today in Paraguay, where he was briefly hospitalized after "a nasty fall" in the shower. More like "Falling All the Time (Is Hard on the Knees, and Teeth)"!
