Stock Photo Model Labeled as Obese Elderly Orgy Lover Speaks Out

Stock photography models are no strangers to the world of Internet mockery. In fact, their mock-human poses practically satirize themselves.
Stock Photo Psychology: How To Illustrate a Story About Spanking
Every once in a while, a story comes along that offers media outlets a great deal of artistic license when selecting an image to accompany their articles. On Monday, that story was the news of a study published in Pediatrics medical journal, which found a correlation between childhood physical punishment and adult…
Here Is the Funniest and Creepiest Stock Video of All Time
Buzzfeed's Keith Hernandez flags this Getty stock video, entitled "DOLLY: Successful business." Is this where Herman Cain got the idea for this? Tags include "Cooperation," "Partnership," "Females" and "Adults Only." [via Getty Premium]
The Most Prolific Hacker on the Internet: A One-Handed Shadow
Stories about hackers are notoriously difficult to illustrate. In fact, there is one hacker so elusive that only two images of him exist in all the internet, despite the fact that he is the most prolific internet hacker of all time. Now introducing: The Shadowy, One-Handed Hacker of Death.
Now Even the Stock Photo Ladies Are Ditching Herman Cain
The Herman Cain campaign spent all night designing its pretty new "Women for Cain" page, complete with a banner logo featuring four cheery ladies giving the thumbs-up, and how does the liberal media show its gratitude? By making fun of the banner logo all day, since those four cheery ladies were not actually "Women…
Stripey Shirt Man Concerned About Insurance, Erectile Dysfunction
The Wall Street Journal casts a regretful eye on the seedy world of stock photos, pointing out how often the images are recycled, even among competitors. Various banks love to use images of nonthreatening, multicultural folks smiling at laptops, or laughing together while relaxing on the sofa with their mutual fund…
