Violent riots continue to shake Stockholm's suburbs for the third night in a row, following a police shooting last week. Last Monday, police shot a man in the impoverished, mostly immigrant suburb of Husby, after the 69-year-old allegedly threatened the police with a machete that he was brandishing. Husby is primarily…

Transit officials in Sweden are at a loss to explain how a cleaning lady was able to steal a commuter train from a station near Stockholm and drive it for three minutes before crashing into a three-story house.

We've received word that the Rihanna plane, currently carrying over 200 journalists and fans, and also Rihanna, has landed safely in Stockholm. Sources tell us that it's "dark" and "feels weird."

Remember that time Chris Brown savagely beat up and nearly choked the life out of his then-girlfriend Rihanna before she managed to loosen his grip by "attempting to gouge his eyes"?

File under: Swedish people are culturally superior. The hot new trend in Stockholm is spending your lunch break "dripping with sweat and awash in disco lights." It's called "Lunch Beat" and it's way better than grabbing a salad.

Well, this upends everything I thought I knew about Scandinavians and children of privilege: Gustaf Reinfeldt, 18-year-old son of the Swedish prime minister Fredrik Reinfeldt, recently got a job flipping burgers at a McDonald's in Stockholm.

A new Daily Mail story alleges that Julian Assange seduced the girlfriend of an anonymous American journalist the same week as the sexual encounters he is now facing rape charges over. Which makes us wonder: Which American journalist?

For liberals, tomorrow's midterm elections could be a bloodbath. Rand Paul, Christine O'Donnell, Carl Paladino: These are people who could soon rule America! If they do get elected, where can you go? What foreign cities will be your refuge?

In the Thursday edition of, "Cute kids doing cute and/or funny things," we have this: watch as a kid mimics—with great veracity and accuracy—the actions of a guard outside of Stockholm's Royal Palace. All together, now—bawwwww! Video inside.

A real-life princess got married today! Swedish Crown Princess Victoria married her trainer—a commoner!—in a lavish $2.5 million ceremony in Stolkholm. 40,000 roses, carnations and hydrangeas lined the streets and five million people watched on television. Magical.