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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    In reply to Don't Invest in Newspapers
    Blacksmiths probably felt much the same way 100 years ago. #newspapers
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    Image of SecureLocation SecureLocation
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I hear the halls of RD headquarters ijn Pleasantville are emptier than Dick Cheney's heart
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I had an aunt who worked for Reader's Digest when I was a kid and she said it was a great place to work. I only remember a lot (a whole lot) of shark stories or shpwrecked at night stories...that kind of thing.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    i never thought much about reader's digest always being in my grandparents' house until i went back as an adult and read it -- really fringe rightwing lunacy in between the "clever" anecdotes
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    Layoffs: The Best Medicine
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I hope Joe's Kidney can find work.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    It no longer pays to increase your word power.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I understand the Reader's Digest pink slips were incredibly concise.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/30/09

    @onebadclam: You're ......
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    So do the layoffs at CN mean that they're going to unload a couple of dozen of those VF "Contributing Editors" who get paid a handsome sum each month so their name can appear in that clusterfuck on the masthead but never ever write?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    09/30/09

    @Swordfish: Can you be more specific on the range of the handsome sum? I've always wondered. Also, excellent use of the word clusterfuck.
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    09/30/09

    @Swordfish: All of the magazines have been getting rid of contributing editors for the past year--just not renewing contracts. In some cases they leave the people on the masthead for various reasons.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I can only pray my 401K isn't jumping on the "newspapers are back" bandwagon.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    The metaphor is perfection -- the Paterson, N.J. bull escaped from the slaughterhouse. The Wall Street bull won't be so fortunate.
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    Image of NatalieGodinka NatalieGodinka
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    The important thing is that the bull is now safe, unharmed, and on its way to the slaughterhouse.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    After a presentation that included a video about "the world-class brands at NBC Universal," a host of the breakfast, Bethenny Frankel of "The Real Housewives of New York City" on Bravo, narrated a tour of the displays. But it was hard to hear her over the increasingly loud chatter of attendees who preferred schmoozing to being pitched.

    Anything that can drown out that bitch's incessant yammering whine has my vote. 5 minutes of her grating voice is like being in the Witness Protection Program and being forced to live in a dressing room of a Florida Burdine's, circa 1987.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    Perhaps we should introduce the bull to the Chelsea clemency cow.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    Police tried to corral the bull by lassoing a rope around the animal's neck, but it dragged officers down the street instead.

    Wow. Police are shockingly stupid.
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    Image of nozer nozer
    09/28/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Does that really shock you? Really? I'm more shocked that they were able to create a lasso.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/28/09

    @nozer:
    -Okay Vinnie, now what da fuck you think we should do with this.
    -Well, let's get a rope, okay? I can tie a slip knot.
    -You can tie a what?
    -A slip knot. Fuck.
    -Okay.
    -Okay.
    -So now what?
    -Well.... now we go put this rope around the neck of a 1400 pound animal.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/28/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Physics chalked up another victory today.
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