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    A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life

    Don't Invest in Newspapers

    Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)

    Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets

    We Don't Know What We're Doing, We're Just Buying Things

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/23/09

    In reply to A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life
    The plebes are falling for it... commodity bubble is growing. Faster than you can say "executive order 6102" your shiny metals will be reduced to toxic waste. (or something like that)

    Invest in toilet paper and freeze dried coffee.
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    11/23/09

    In reply to A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life
    You can't collect insurance on a suicide, the insurance companies won't pay out and if they even suspect it, you'll be in court trying to get the policy money.

    Sorry to ruin your plan. Instead of killing ourselves, maybe we should just rob some other countries? ;)
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    11/23/09

    @freedc: Oh man. I was holding out for Death of a Salesman 2: Nappa hijinx at the Loeman Winery.
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/23/09

    @freedc: Not that I'm recommending this as a life plan, but some life-insurance policies do allow recovery even if cases of suicide but that coverage usually doesn't kick in for a term of a number of years (usually two) after purchase of the policy.

    I just hope Fluffy in the picture consulted with his lawyers before assuming his benefits are vested in the case of suicide.
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    Image of freedc freedc
    11/23/09

    @Atilla the Bun: Interesting. But bad public policy, no? And probably a lot more murders made to look like suicides if you can get the $.

    The cat is so cute even if so inappropriate.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    11/23/09

    In reply to A Plan to Get All the Money America Needs to Pay Back, With Only Minimal Loss of Life
    I know you were just kidding around, but a nice servicey gentle reminder would be to note that no more than 25 percent of your investments ought to be in metals. As for the rest of the advice on this page, it sounds perfectly sensible. Especially the part about the seven hundred billion dollar life policy. That was the best part.
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/23/09

    @krismry: Off by a decimal place, but ok.
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    Image of livinlvis livinlvis
    11/23/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: do you mean invest 2.5% in metals?
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    Image of MyrtleWilloughby MyrtleWilloughby
    11/23/09

    @livinlvis: I Rozelle meant to invest 250% in metals. Just listen to "FreeMoney from the Government" in one ear, "Cash4Gold" in the other, and reap the rich rewards.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    11/23/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: arithmetic was never my strong suit, obviously, but 250 percent sounds about right, especially if you are using OPM! Other people's works great.

    #tips
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    11/23/09

    @MyrtleWilloughby: It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/04/09

    In reply to Don't Invest in Newspapers
    Blacksmiths probably felt much the same way 100 years ago. #newspapers
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    Image of SecureLocation SecureLocation
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I hear the halls of RD headquarters ijn Pleasantville are emptier than Dick Cheney's heart
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I had an aunt who worked for Reader's Digest when I was a kid and she said it was a great place to work. I only remember a lot (a whole lot) of shark stories or shpwrecked at night stories...that kind of thing.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    i never thought much about reader's digest always being in my grandparents' house until i went back as an adult and read it -- really fringe rightwing lunacy in between the "clever" anecdotes
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    Layoffs: The Best Medicine
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I hope Joe's Kidney can find work.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    It no longer pays to increase your word power.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I understand the Reader's Digest pink slips were incredibly concise.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    09/30/09

    @onebadclam: You're ......
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    Image of Swordfish Swordfish
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    So do the layoffs at CN mean that they're going to unload a couple of dozen of those VF "Contributing Editors" who get paid a handsome sum each month so their name can appear in that clusterfuck on the masthead but never ever write?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    09/30/09

    @Swordfish: Can you be more specific on the range of the handsome sum? I've always wondered. Also, excellent use of the word clusterfuck.
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    09/30/09

    @Swordfish: All of the magazines have been getting rid of contributing editors for the past year--just not renewing contracts. In some cases they leave the people on the masthead for various reasons.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/30/09

    In reply to Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)
    I can only pray my 401K isn't jumping on the "newspapers are back" bandwagon.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    The metaphor is perfection -- the Paterson, N.J. bull escaped from the slaughterhouse. The Wall Street bull won't be so fortunate.
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    Image of NatalieGodinka NatalieGodinka
    09/28/09

    In reply to Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
    The important thing is that the bull is now safe, unharmed, and on its way to the slaughterhouse.
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