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What Judd Apatow Did To Kevin Smith
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I think I'll go watch Mallrats now. That kid is back on the escalator!
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Maybe.
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But not Paul Rudd. I like Paul Rudd.
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Kevin Smith, you're not fifteen any more. Your audience has aged with you. You're overreaching and it shows. And put down the comic books and quit taking nudie pics of your wife with other men for national magazines. You're a weird creep. And you have a daughter. And get out of those manpris.
Judd Apatow, we get it. Sex is hilarious and a lot of chicks are superficial and don't fully comprehend the total awesomeness of luminaries like Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. Now please stop casting your shiksa wife in every movie you make (yes, yes, she's gorgeous and she married you for love, not money) and enough with using nudity to shock rather than titillate.
And get Paul Rudd to do a nudie scene, you moron.
And to the other actors, lose twenty pounds. Yes, seriously. Many of you are quite unattractive. And if the women in your movies have to be shapely and gorgeous, then so must you. Enough with the 'regular guy' bullshit. Most regular guys aren't half as pathetic and badly groomed as most of you are.
This is what happens when nerdy straight guys get too much power.
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Oh and I've liked plenty of schlubby (and poor) boys in my day who wouldn't give me the time of day because I wasn't "cute" enough for them. Those fucking nerds were always pining over the hot girls that would never go out with them.
So pardon me if I have no sympathy for your claim of men being "objectified" in Hollywood.
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we'll rebuild Hollywood :)
@apocalypse-nowish: Right, just forget all about Mr Show like everybody else. Assholes.
@Carol Gardens: @SinisterRouge: We could start a petition drive.
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Also, how sad is it that Affleck's best work to date, in my opinion, is still Chasing Amy?
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@Spirit Fingers: He shouldn't be this bad right? He's not unlikable and yet he's become unwatchable. I am still astounded that he made Gone Baby Gone, but that's why I say he should stay there. He's good at writing/directing and it helps remind us he's not stupid, just good looking.
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