Stop Saying "This Notion Of..."
This notion of “phrases that are worse than meaningless”—let’s discuss it.
Ted Cruz Will Not Stop Telling This Gross Story About Watching Hardcore Porn With Sandra Day O'Connor
Ted Cruz has a favorite story from clerking at the Supreme Court and he will not stop telling it, and I would just like to know—why?
Don't Tweet So Much
You can’t cover up your personality flaws all of the time. One time you can, though, is when you’re using Twitter. Do not let this incredible opportunity pass you by.
Stop Stealing Hearses
Stop stealing hearses—there are bodies in there.
Why Are These Rich Tech Companies Asking Us Commoners to Stop Ebola?
Facebook and Google, multi-billion dollar corporations that mine your private data for money, are apparently very concerned about the Ebola virus, because they are "socially active" companies. So they are asking—nay, guilting—their users for money to "help" "stop" and "fight" Ebola.
Jerry Bruckheimer Plans to Ruin Several Other Types of TV Show
In today's NYT Jerry Bruckheimer opines on his formula for successful TV. He's behind the 243 CSI series that turned police procedurals into cartoonish festivals of expository dialogue and his new medical drama launches next week. Enough. It must stop.
The Singular Delights of 'Foodie Yoga'
Normally, this post would have been written by Gawker night editor Adrian Chen. However, after reading this article on 'foodie yoga' he hung himself with his MacBook's power cord. Please welcome our guest columnist, foodie yoga enthusiast Samuel Lewis
Breaking: Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are Expecting (To Put Lawyers on Fox Gossip's Doorstep)!
Resident Fox gossipmonger Roger Friedman outdid himself this morning with the "news" that romantically linked Stop-Loss co-stars Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are "apparently having a child." You wouldn't know it now, of course, with Friedman's allegation deleted from his copy without any note or citation from…
