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    Vincent Gallo, High on Life

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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    I can't quit this guy. Partly for his acting skills (which, c'mon, can't be denied) but mainly for his delicious insanity. Maybe he went back on stimulants after Obama won--he's a notorious Republican, who had "GWB" embroidered onto the lining of his coat. The best part is that I'm absolutely convinced he's a Republican just to be a contrarian in Hollyweird. God bless, Vinnie!
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    Edited by snugbug at 08/10/09 10:34 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    Coke-free like Lindsay Lohan.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    The creepy Vincent Gallo likes em young.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    Does not do cocaine, but smack on the other hand...
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    It isn't reported frequently but Gallo actually has a mutation of the gene XD-14. It manifests with chronic megalomania and what scientists refer to as batshit crazy eyes.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    08/10/09

    @Private Hangnail: I have a pet theory that Gallo isn't wholly a manimal (chimpmanzee?) but a vaguely intelligent vegetable/human hybrid organism. Some kind of mushroom, toadstool, or mold-man.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    08/10/09

    @Private Hangnail: Highly abnormal shark-like fish! 10 meters in length! ESTEBAN WAS EATEN!
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    Image of GreshamChrysippus GreshamChrysippus
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    In defense of Mr. G, I recently e-mailed him out of the blue for medical advice (we suffer from the same debilitating affliction) and he promptly responded to me with helpful insight, much to my surprise. His recent work in the film "Tetro" is exemplary. So, you know, i'm gonna throw in with Team Gallo, dude's alright.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/10/09

    @GreshamChrysippus: The mind boggles. You emailed Vincent Gallo for medical advice? I'm riveted. Why him? Why not David Lynch?
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    Image of Kobayashi Maru Kobayashi Maru
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    Is his sperm for sale? Just wondering.
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    Image of Mutley Mutley
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    Did he botox his forehead?!
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment Mutley was starred Mutley was unstarred
    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    08/10/09

    @Mutley: No, his eyelids. Now he can't shut them.
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    Image of kathotdog kathotdog
    08/10/09

    In reply to Vincent Gallo, High on Life
    AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
    *This is my natural reaction to all things Gallo.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/10/09

    @kathotdog: NOM NOM NOM!*
    *Chloë Sevigny's reaction to at least one thing Gallo.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/13/09

    In reply to David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator
    Nah, I can't hate on anyone who called Palin a cancer on the Republican party. And Brooks has come out as pro-gay marriage, Pareene, so quit reaching.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07/13/09

    In reply to David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator
    Brooks looks puffy, and not in that usual puffed-up-with-himself way. Is he retaining fluids? Gin and tonic, perhaps?
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    Image of flossy flossy
    07/13/09

    In reply to David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator
    Nothing says "dignity" like going on television to spin hilarious yarns of being felt up by public officials. Bravo, Mr. Brooks! George Washington would be proud(ly groping you).
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/13/09

    In reply to David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator
    how lonely must one be to mash David Brooks' potatoes?
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/13/09

    In reply to David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator
    What we have learned from this is that David Brooks is a lot more entertaining and smart live than he is in print. I can see why this guy hasn't been fired for his substandard columns, he's too damned charming!



    Now, Maureen Dowd...
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    07/13/09

    In reply to David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator
    Um, Mr. Brooks - you were seated next to Elizabeth Dole (she gets a little blue after two glasses of chardonnay).
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