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This Is How New York Casanova Paul Janka Works

Paul Janka, who shot to internet infamy this week over his lady-killing ways, delights in the titillation of the written word. A recent or soon-to-be-recent conquest of his sent us this writing of his; she received it from him. It looks to be a form letter. Its content is something of a mix between a instruction manual, street directions and high schooler's version of Les Petits Oiseaux. He calls his penis a "warm muscle." If words can be NSFW, it's definitely NSFW. More »

3:35 PM on Fri Dec 14 2007
By Joshua Stein
30,483 views, 262 comments

Latest by n/a: Thank you so much for printing this! My daughter just asked me where babies come from (she's 11!) and now all I have to do is let her read Mr. Janka's very helpful description of how sex will be if more »

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New York's Casanova Paul Janka Uses Looney Tunes To Nail Girls

Post profesh dater Mandy Stadtmiller jumps on the Paul Janka bandwagon in her column today. Janka is the much chronicled asshole who sleeps with many women and also codifies the ways in which he seduces them. His method includes discouraging ingestion of solid foods while simultaneously promoting the ingestion of alcoholic beverages. He also keeps an Excel spreadsheet of women he has slept with. An X means that they let him have sex in the Roman fashion. (Thanks Em for help finding a classy way to say anal sex! I'll miss you!) But what is Janka's secret? More »

3:20 PM on Thu Dec 13 2007
By Joshua Stein
11,891 views, 60 comments

Latest by n/a: @City_Dater: Apparently, Jezebel. more »