Updated list of Justin Bieber's vices: weed, pills, cough syrup, pineapple Fanta, stripper boobs.

After spending a week in critical condition at the MetroHealth Medical Center in Cleveland, exotic dancer Lauren Block succumbed to injuries she sustained after hitting her head in a 15-foot fall from a strip club balcony.

Are you a goal-oriented person who, for career focus-related reasons, has recently placed your newborn in the care of a near-stranger? If so, you should probably prepare some answers for when the police come asking about your baby's whereabouts.

Proof that the first Arab-American Miss USA, Rima Fakih, is as American as previous queens: Less than 24 hours after being crowned, her sex scandal emerges. It's a stripper snafu, so it probably won't matter. But look, stripper pictures!

As long as you're here, why not watch this video of a Chilean hero who enlivens the commutes of her fellow subway passengers by performing impromptu subterranean pole dances? Clip after the jump.