Unfortunately, carrying a water bottle everywhere like some kind of tumorized keychain makes me look like too much of a dork to attract a mate anyways. (Or it's, you know, one of like 20 dorky things that contribute to this). #erections
My dog is healthy as an ox, gets an erection at the drop of a pheromone, and drinks water straight from the toilet. I'm going to start following his lead. #erections
But some of them are so frail from ingesting soybeans and re-purified air. How can they all be schlong-hounds? It looks like it takes a mighty effort to walk down those flights of stairs in their apartment walk-ups just to recycle plastic, walk to the Food Co-op, or plant seedlings in the community garden. I'd hardly think they'd have the energy to woo the ladeeez or whomever with their unwieldy sausage rolls.
Hamilton, I were your Latin teacher, you'd have recieved a sharp slap on your wrist with a ruler for declining a singular masculine i-declension noun in the nominative case according to the second declension. Now run along and go practice all your passive conjugations.
@disinterested 3rd party: Sorry meant to reply to your other post. Although I did have three years of high school Latin. Sadly all I can tell you is that Gaul is divided into three parts..... #erections
@iplaudius: Yes, some of your major theses were also name checked in the seminal work on feminine homosexuality and Latin grammar: Conjugating Vaginae: The Dilemma of the Supine.
No, the scarcity of college men who have a clue in hell what they are doing down there encourages that. Once they get over the porno way of thinking smacking a chick in face with their members is foreplay and get some schooling on how to get things warmed up down there I'm sure the girls would happily drop their solo sessions. #sexytime
Because without encouragement, college students wouldn't play with themselves. At all. They'd just go to classes and learn to be industrial engineers or nuclear scientists or something. #sexytime
Just twenty or so years ago, a prosecutor a handful of exits north of Duke reached across county lines to go after Adam & Eve, a sex aid distributer near Chapel Hill. And now, two short decades later, their products are part of a widely-publicized, legitimate scientific study in the "City of Medicine".
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And by dreams I mean the kind of nightmares that make you jump up and turn on all the lights and check behind shower curtains. #erections
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Thank Bog you're not my English teacher. #erections
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Like, now? #erections
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Buy fancy non-BPA water bottles.
Also, grow beard and drop 25 pounds. #erections
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No, the scarcity of college men who have a clue in hell what they are doing down there encourages that. Once they get over the porno way of thinking smacking a chick in face with their members is foreplay and get some schooling on how to get things warmed up down there I'm sure the girls would happily drop their solo sessions. #sexytime
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Times they are a-changing. #sexytime