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    Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota

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    Image of southernbitch southernbitch
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    my family is from rural southwest minnesota and there are truly some scary people running around there. but that can easily be said about any rural area in america. what was that saying about growing 'em good in small towns...?
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    Image of KarenUhOh KarenUhOh
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    According to the story, they've been charged with "second-degree murder."


    Next time, guys, think it through in advance.

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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/04/08

    @KarenUhOh: That's what's wrong with today's young people. No strategy.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    11/04/08

    @KarenUhOh: Ha!
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    Image of souplines souplines
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    on the spit". "Bro's in the smoke house for a little extra smokey flavor"
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    Say what you want about Minnesota, they have awesome trick or treating: [www.startribune.com]
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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/08

    @hamburgerhotdog: Somewhere there's a pissed off addict with a pipe clogged with melted Milk Duds.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/04/08

    @hamburgerhotdog: " Officials can't link the meth to the 24-year-old, but surmise he was spooked by seeing cops."Who else would dump it?" said Capt. Tim Dwyer. " - more stellar police work.
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    Image of dado dado
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    For some reason I'm reminded of the story of the Chinese brothers, one who could hold his breath forever, one who couldn't be burned, one with the steel neck, etc. I always like a comtemporary take on the classics.
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    11/04/08

    @dado: OMG! Wasn't that called "The Five Chinese Brothers"? I loved that story when I was a kid!
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    Image of dado dado
    11/04/08

    @DaeSu: yeah...the guy who could swallow the ocean got in trouble when he spit it out and drowned some poor kid who was out picking up fish. His cheeks almost popped.
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    Image of fivehole fivehole
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    oh please. THIS is a literal translation of a coen brothers' movie.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    11/04/08

    @fivehole: Poor guy. By the time they got to him there wasn't mulch they could do.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @scroll_lock:


    a) That's what happens when you have a chipper on your shoulder.


    b) His father died the same way, so I guess that made him a chipper off the old block.


    c) Contrary to popular belief, he didn't win one for the chipper.

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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/08

    @scroll_lock: I love your dark sense of humus.
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    Image of dado dado
    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: He finally succumbed to the daily grind.
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    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: Fun fact: he was a former Chipperdales dancer.


    He got up in a bad mood on his final day, not his usual chipper self. Wood you blame him?

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @blix: What am I, chopped wood?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @scroll_lock: Skwolly, that WAS a tree trunk in his pants, having been happy to see you.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @dado: He wanted to branch out.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: He got back to his roots.
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    11/04/08

    @blix: For peat's sake, someone had to do it.
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    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: I had recently broken up with him and asked him to leaf. I told him it was time to branch out and see others.
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    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: Nah, you're the Spruce Jenner of commenting!
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    11/04/08

    @scroll_lock: It was a plot in the garden to rake in the insurance money.
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    11/04/08

    @blix: "Arboretum?! Why, I barely knew him!"
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    Image of BlinkyMcChuck BlinkyMcChuck
    11/04/08

    @fivehole: Mmmm, I see that as more of an Onion article. But you're awful cute, so I'll say sure.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @scroll_lock: @blix: Is your favorite song by Color Me Badd, "I Arbor Mi Amor"?
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/04/08

    @fivehole: HOW would that happen??
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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: Cara Mia! That's not French!
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @scroll_lock: Awwww. Look - I'm changing colors!
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    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: Much more than the tired old Helen Reddy ditty: "Leaf Me A Loam".
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    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: Plus, you're about to shed your leaves, O Deciduous One. Then it's a party!
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    They were in the landscaping business and they didn't have a wood chipper.


    Epic murder fail.

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @hamburgerhotdog: I fucking love this comment.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: Me, too.


    Oh, this opens up a whole new Internet genre: comment criticism!

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    Image of ChicagoZ ChicagoZ
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    A crossbow? That's....awesome. I mean, totally sorry he's dead, but wow. Someone got creative.
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    11/04/08

    @ChicagoZ: Authorities need to focus more on Ted Nugent's whereabouts on the night in question. I understand a soul patch was found near the body.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    In reply to Coen Brothers Movie Breaks Out in Rural Minnesota
    I love that the "Read More" is "O.J.'s Confession", making this even more Coen Bros. bizarre.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman:
    [moviepromomuseum.com]
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    blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @blix: Ha ha ha. The only souvenirs I have from my movie theatre days are stupid little buttons. These would have been infinitely better. :-)


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    Image of fivehole fivehole
    11/04/08

    @Aaron Altman: i had this one.


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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/04/08

    @fivehole: WILL YOU AND BLIX STOP IT I'M GETTING JEALOUS!!! :-)
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