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MrInBetween
04/16/09

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This is pure, hilarious poetry.
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kookla
04/16/09

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How great will it be when they can't use the save for Anoop on Disco Week? Not that they were going to, but they could dick him around for another 15 minutes and make him sing "Don't Leave Me This Way" like his life depended on it.
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allyzay
04/16/09

@kookla: there is no way in hell anoop is singing "don't leave me this way"
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lobstr
04/16/09

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Disco predictions:

Donna Summer, Donna Summer, Bee Gees, ABBA, Michael Jackson, Village People, Donna Summer.

Thank you.
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allyzay
04/16/09

@lobstr: i hope allison sings either "macarthur park" or "don't leave me this way". lil rounds will probably murder a different donna summer song but if we're lucky she will murder "don't leave me this way"! gokey is going to spittle-growl "disco inferno," i'm certain of this. anoop will sing "how deep is your love" despite it not really being disco because fuck if he is going to sing anything faster than "total eclipse of the heart" ever, ever again.

i can't bring myself to care enough to pick songs for richard's bff kris or for this matt character.
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allyzay
04/16/09

@lobstr: oh and as discussed up thread adam will be performing "lost my cookie at the disco"
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Andrew
04/16/09

@allyzay: adam is going to sing Staying Alive. The Jeff Buckley version.
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allyzay
04/16/09

@Andrew: too bad this doesn't count as disco, it'd be great for adam:

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uninspired
04/16/09

@lobstr: I predict someone in trouble will throw Simon a hanging curvey by singing "I Will Survive".
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uninspired
04/16/09

@uninspired: curvey? Should be "curveball".
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Spirit Fingers
04/16/09

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I don't watch American Idol. I just came here for the Ewok sex.

Also, aren't they at the "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, they all get a record deal and will undoubtedly win 17 Country Music Awards, anyway" point yet?

When will So You Think You Can Dance start? I'd like to pre-order recaps. Thank you.
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PrincessKashmir
04/16/09

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There is not a chance I will be able to watch Idol in the future and not see Randy with a spiky turtle shell on his back.

Other random thought: It's so strange how they parade these kids around for things like their "first photoshoot" and "first premiere" as if they're some weird cross of Nell and Eliza Doolittle, when real, honest-to-God celebrities seem to be sincerely invested in the show. Why would a ventriloquist's dummy care about the marionettes?
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Antilles_Prime
04/16/09

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I have no clue what this recap is about.
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allyzay
04/16/09

@Antilles_Prime: here, this should help:

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HenryLovesFonzie
04/16/09

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I think Fox should combine their reality shows. For instance, instead of Matt automatically getting another chance he should have to go on Hell's Kitchen. If Ramsay thinks he has the best performance, he gets another shot at becoming the American Idol. If not, he goes home. Ratings go up for everyone.
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allyzay
04/16/09

@HenryLovesFonzie: when kris gets kicked off, he should be forced to go on the cougar.
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Dave J.
04/16/09

@HenryLovesFonzie: STOP SINGING, YOU DONKEY!

Holy shit, this idea has legs!
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Fishnets and Cigarettes
04/16/09

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i love you, richard. always and forever.
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bytememehard
04/16/09

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Why do I always think "Third Eye Blind" when I see Matt?
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allyzay
04/16/09

@bytememehard: i'm guessing it's that giant eyeball-sized zit in the center of his forehead
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
04/16/09

@allyzay:

Pustulio!
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allyzay
04/16/09

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YOU LEAVE MILEY CYRUS ALONE
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Pareene
04/16/09

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don't forget, richard: next week is DISCO WEEK.
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Richard Lawson
04/16/09

@Pareene: Get into it, America!
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Pareene
04/16/09

@Richard Lawson: adam's performance already leaked on the youtube
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allyzay
04/16/09

@Pareene: i might still be drunk from last night, so take this with a grain of salt, but that will NEVER stop being funny.
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Richard Lawson
04/16/09

@Pareene: Danny Gokey's performance was already leaked too:

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Pareene
04/16/09

@allyzay: did you know adam lambert, matt giraud, and danny gokey actually already recorded a disco album?

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allyzay
04/16/09

@Pareene: do you think that is available on cd?
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TriedandTrue
04/16/09

@Pareene: I love you for this
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allyzay
04/16/09

@Richard Lawson: i can't stop watching this. why did i ever stop watching "family matters"? no one told me there were come-to-life dummies terrorizing the family!
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heartbreakturnip
04/16/09

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I guarantee: Anoop will have the most successful career by far.
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katekate is squared
04/16/09

@heartbreakturnip: YES.
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uninspired
04/16/09

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They were using it regardless of who received the least amount of votes. It's nothing more than a gimmick and Matt will be gone next week, unless he's some sort of disco superstar.
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Lizzie Stutzman
04/16/09

@uninspired: I completely disagree with you, uninspired. And it frustrates me that no one sees Matt's potential. Sure, he didnt do so well on Tuesday night, however, Lil Rounds should have been voted off weeks ago. She doesnt sing as well as she did in auditions and Hollywood weeks, her hair styles have gone from good, to bad, to worse, her song choices have been horrible, and every week they tell her that her performance was awful.

Who would they have used that save on anyways? They had two weeks left to use it...Lil wasnt worth saving, and there's no way Gokey or Adam are going home next week.... I love Matt, and I'm so glad the judges see potential in him.
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uninspired
04/16/09

@Lizzie Stutzman: I'm not arguing his potential, I'm commenting on his popularity among viewers, which likely isn't strong enough to last him more than two weeks.
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