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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    Heh! Small-minded thinking. Trust me, I know of this. Hyperbaric chambers are what you need if you've come up from deep-sea diving and have the nitrogen poisoning. Otherwise, stupid.


    Manicures. Do them yourself.


    Pedicures: Cheap.


    Hair: The price is worth it.


    Skin: Cheap works are well as anything you will spend $150 for in an itsy bitsy jar. Trust me, tried it. Olde. Great skin.


    Again, rich people are so dumb. Basics, people!

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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    12/18/08

    @Pinekatz: And keep your face sunblocked any way you can. Lotion, hat, whatev.


    I read somewhere that if you look at the skin of your boob, SEE HOW PRETTY IT IS????, that is the skin of your face if you had not let it see sun.


    Pinekatz's facial skin is not quite as lovely as the boob skin, which frankly, is stunning. Start early 20-somethings.

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    Image of At The Ivar At The Ivar
    12/18/08

    @Pinekatz: Superb advice on sun exposure. In wild and remote parts of America where women are sometimes forced to drive automobiles, the left side of the face usually has more sun damage. Same with left arm.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    12/19/08

    @At The Ivar: Guilty!
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    Ladies, may I recommend the kapibaric chamber:


    [www.h5.dion.ne.jp]

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    Image of bishplz bishplz
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    WTF is a thigh lift?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/18/08

    @templesOfBaal: You don't want to know.
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    Here's my monthly maintenance:

    Eyebrow threading twice a month: $10 total (I know! It is amazing!)

    Taking showers sometimes

    Um really that's about it.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    Most men will give you a facial for free...ha ha ha shutup Nic Fit.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/18/08

    @Nic Fit: Will they snake your pipes and give you a lovely pearl necklace as well? I've heard about this...
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    Image of tammyfey tammyfey
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    All those labial reconstruction dreams dashed for now, alas!
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    12/18/08

    @tammyfey: Labial reconstruction? It needs to be de-re-constructed? Just when I was having a moment of self-confidence. Does everyone know about this? They do? Going back to sheltered life....
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    Image of jiminy.peep jiminy.peep
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    I for one am cutting back on hookers, blow, and my New York Times subscription. Also, I stopped bathing and getting out of bed, but that really has nothing to do with the recession I guess.
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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    12/18/08

    @jiminy.peep: Well, it may if your hours and paycheck have been cut back! :-)
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    Image of uninspired uninspired
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    Cosmetic surgery is going to become the new S.U.V.


    Great...in five years we'll need to bail out the cosmetic surgeon industry.

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    If silly and stupid people want to spend money on that crap, who cares? Plastic surgeons have to eat, too.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    I wish I didn't have to spend so much on my monthly maintenance.


    Problem is, I like electricity too much.

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    Anyone over the age of 14 who cannot take care of her own body is either mentally deficient or lazy.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    12/18/08

    @BookishLookish: Not true. I could never do that razor-blade pedicure thing on myself. And it makes my feet feel like a baby's bottom! Totally worth paying for in the summer.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/18/08

    @Mary Mouse: Anyone over the age of 14 who cannot take a razor blade to her own flesh is either mentally deficient of lazy.
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    Image of Mary Mouse Mary Mouse
    12/18/08

    @BookishLookish: I heard it's actually illegal. I hope the good ladies of Jade Beauty never figure that out, I'd be walking around with heels like a geriatric armadillo.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/18/08

    @Mary Mouse: Heh, I was just kidding you. Good on you for the pedicure. I could use one, too, my feet are so cloven today you could slaughter me for kosher.
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    Buttocks implants are known to make you a more well-rounded person.
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    Image of Miss-Pringle Miss-Pringle
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    A really high, tight ponytail would save this woman a good 50 thou a year. Plus, youthful.
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    12/18/08

    @Miss-Pringle: so sad, so true.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    "Cosmetic surgery is going to become the new S.U.V., something that you can do without, that is less justifiable for you AND YOUR FAMILY,"


    um...when is botox and butt implants ever for your family?

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    Image of hypocriteoath hypocriteoath
    12/18/08

    In reply to Fancy Ladies Acknowledge Recession By Letting Themselves Go
    I can promise to stop shaving and grow a sweet recession beard. beyond that, I guess I could stop clipping my toenails. What can I say, I'm naturally a very pretty man. suckers.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/18/08

    @hypocriteoath: Recession beards are hot! To make it really authentic, make sure you leave some pieces of Top Ramen in it.
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    Image of jrhys jrhys
    12/18/08

    @hypocriteoath: But are your buttocks implantable?
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    Image of overunderover overunderover
    12/18/08

    @hypocriteoath: I totally grew one. Razors are expensive.
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    Image of ShortStaK ShortStaK
    12/18/08

    @hypocriteoath: Can I just say? I heart you! I'm going full hog with this recession thing and telling my husband tonight "No more goatee for you my friend, it's full fuzz from now on!" These f'ing razors are costing me 20 bucks for a pack of a dozen. No more! lol
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/18/08

    @ShortStaK: Also, time is money. I shouldn't have to stand around and wait for the salesperson to unlock the case just so I can get my husband his blades.
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    Image of Puss_In_Boots Puss_In_Boots
    12/18/08

    @ShortStaK: Holy shit...20 bucks for a dozen razors? Why so expensive?
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    12/18/08

    @Puss_In_Boots: It's all that money in R&D. It takes a lot of cash to figure out that three blades are better than four.
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