Here's a little help to get you started. The Wastes of Space had to prep a hotel room for Maggie Rizer (who I had no idea still modeled) and take into account her creepy case of puppy love. Dogs ate lasagna, noses were wrinkled, obnoxious asshole wins challenge and gets to choose teams. (Gotta love how "obnoxious asshole" is in no way a spoiler alert.)
Then Tits McGee and only person who might remotely qualify as a human being get paired up, fall in love, and semi-hot girl-on-girl ensues. Color! Color! Color everywhere! Guy refers to Tits McGee as Chlamydia for no forseeable reason, TMcG smears overdone eye makeup while emptily threatening to leave. Teams try desperately to explain why they don't suck, fail miserably, and then TMcG explains why she has no business in a working environment and/or surrounded by actually human beings. The teams are then called back, TMcG is finally fired, and my favorite WTF moment of this horrific show that I inexplicably watch so far, proceeds to explain to the stonyfaced Wintour wannabe why the other kids don't deserve to live.
Ugh, I watched this shit shack for the first time last night and was horrified by everyone. But then I remembered you need to have an IQ of 65 and an ability to self-loathe while passively attacking anyone within a 12 foot radius of you to be in fashion.
I would have appreciated it more if when they canned Danielle, they just told her it was because she was fat.
If you hate it so much, why do you watch it? And please, don't give me the "it's so bad it's fun" routine. Anything bad is just ... bad. There aren't enough hours in the day to waste time on crap.
I really wanted to like Danielle and I was rooting for her, but her incessant mouth breathing was driving me nuts so I wish her the best and pray she learns to close her mouth.
Katie... looking in the ceiling mirror to check her lipgloss was pure gold. She's wretched, yes, but she's also semi-entertaining.
Greasy Meghan... I still haven't figured out the mystery of her "dewiness". Once again her eyeliner was creeping down her face as her saturated hair hung limply over her shoulder. I'll bet her clothes smell.
Does it bother anyone else that Anne Slowey can't walk in heels?
@SkidooNevada: also, you're inherently a cooler person if you're able to answer the question "where did you get that shirt/dress/pants/socks/what the fuck ever" with "i made it" than by naming a store.
that pretty much goes for everything. DIY, bitches! it's more fun than shopping!
I remember reading good things about Joanna. This was the first episode I watched and I have to say that while I liked her during the first part of the episode, the way she dealt with Danielle was just UGH.
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GOOD GRIEF!
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Then Tits McGee and only person who might remotely qualify as a human being get paired up, fall in love, and semi-hot girl-on-girl ensues. Color! Color! Color everywhere! Guy refers to Tits McGee as Chlamydia for no forseeable reason, TMcG smears overdone eye makeup while emptily threatening to leave. Teams try desperately to explain why they don't suck, fail miserably, and then TMcG explains why she has no business in a working environment and/or surrounded by actually human beings. The teams are then called back, TMcG is finally fired, and my favorite WTF moment of this horrific show that I inexplicably watch so far, proceeds to explain to the stonyfaced Wintour wannabe why the other kids don't deserve to live.
Good times. I have no idea why I watch this show.
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haha. I used to do this too sometimes:
HEADLINE: BREAKING! MEATLOAF IS DRY, AND DAD IS FARTY TODAY.
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I would have appreciated it more if when they canned Danielle, they just told her it was because she was fat.
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Katie... looking in the ceiling mirror to check her lipgloss was pure gold. She's wretched, yes, but she's also semi-entertaining.
Greasy Meghan... I still haven't figured out the mystery of her "dewiness". Once again her eyeliner was creeping down her face as her saturated hair hung limply over her shoulder. I'll bet her clothes smell.
Does it bother anyone else that Anne Slowey can't walk in heels?
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that pretty much goes for everything. DIY, bitches! it's more fun than shopping!
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