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    Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe

    Now We're All Going to Die on the Subway

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    Image of Valerie Flame Valerie Flame
    11/09/09


    Sat. 11/7 8:30 pm Kenneth getting on the downtown 2 train @ W 72nd St. On his way to the Chuckle Hut?

    #stalker #jackmcbrayer #subway #30rock
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    Image of Robespierre Robespierre
    10/27/09


    Just saw "comedian" Todd Barry trying to trade his CD for a Metrocard swipe. After about ten minutes and no takers he tried to hop the turnstile but fell. It was sad, LO. 10/24 on 6th Ave and 63rd street subway platform.

    #stalker #toddbarry #subway
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Wow, who knew mommy milk buns came with sesame seeds?
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    I want Jared to give up shilling for Subway and get his stretch marks over to McDonald's to re-supersize that doughy, nerdy rump.
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    Image of notofthebarnyard notofthebarnyard
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    hmm... me and two of my coworkers just had Subway for lunch. Know how I know it was healthy? I got apple slices with it. Beat THAT, Mickey D's.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    09/21/09


    @notofthebarnyard:

    And it's "two of my coworkers and I."
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    Image of rubyruby rubyruby
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Ah, yes, now that's an infant with a good latch.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    tastes good when you're drunk. yeltsin knows.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/21/09

    @shostakobitch: Yeltsin's been dead for a while. Are you telling us Subway has been franchising in hell, too?
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Also quite sickening is the bread smell emanating from Subway stores.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    09/21/09

    @Cheap Shot: I always thought it smelled like a foot.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/21/09

    @Mikey-B: My foot smells like bread.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    09/21/09

    @bytememehard: Slathered in chipotle mayo I may find your foot nigh irresistible.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    09/21/09

    @Cheap Shot:

    Because the smell of old grease and sadness that filters out of McDonald's is sooo much nicer.
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    Image of katastic katastic
    09/21/09

    @City_Dater: No, no- new grease, old sadness.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/21/09

    @Mikey-B: There are many who do!
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    Wait. McDonald's is...middlebrow? Starbucks is closer to middlebrow, if anything.
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    Image of Hamilton Nolan Hamilton Nolan
    09/21/09

    @Dickdogfood: I was thinking more Lower-Middlebrow but I rounded up.
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    Image of La Mareada La Mareada
    09/21/09

    @Dickdogfood: Reminds me of those McD coffee ads about how Starbucks requires book reading from its customers.
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    09/21/09

    @La Mareada: Please do also see this: [www.guardian.co.uk]
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    09/21/09

    In reply to Relax: McDonald's Global Economic Domination Is Safe
    It's actually quite sickening how many Subway locations there are within five miles of where I currently sit. IIRC, there are six. The number of McDonald's locations? Two. (Used to be three, until one closed and -- guess what -- a Subway replaced it).
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/16/09

    In reply to Now We're All Going to Die on the Subway
    Since my own big handsome ethical cop just strolled through the door after doing a double tour which involved 3 DWIs and a mugger of an 83 year old lady, let's have a bit of Gawker-esque NYPD-bashing, please.

    Because when the subway is threatened with blowing up, or actually blows up, Lovely Rita, Meter Maid is precisely the person one wants to handle the situation.
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    Image of B0nMorte B0nMorte
    09/16/09

    @BettyCrocker: You're back, and already oversharing about your douche cop boyfriend. Shut the fuck up. That is all.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/16/09

    @BettyCrocker: You seem more than capable of carrying on that conversation all by yourself, dear.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/17/09

    @B0nMorte: BonMorte = good death.

    That's REALLY all.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    09/17/09

    @Mediahohoho: Thanks, toots!
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    Image of God God
    09/16/09

    In reply to Now We're All Going to Die on the Subway
    Oh please. If a horrible tearrist attack happens in Manhattan, it affects Kansans, South Carolinians, West Virginians and Arkansans way more than it affects New Yorkers. This is because Satan hates the good people of the Red States! Satan! Now THAT's called having problems. (Satan loves New Yorkers, as is common knowledge.) No matter how bad it gets in New York, it will never come close to the horrifying trauma shattering the small towns in Oklahoma and Kentucky!
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    Mediahohoho promoted this comment Edited by God at 09/16/09 5:45 PM God was starred God was unstarred
    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/16/09

    @God: I wouldn't worry about it, you insecure twat. They'll always cut you slack. Why don't you just go send a tornado and squash a bible college in Tennessee (again).
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    09/16/09

    In reply to Now We're All Going to Die on the Subway
    I feel like by the time a terrorist plot is posted Gawker, it's probably megapassé in the eyes of the supposed perpetrators. Sucks not to be on the cutting edge of terror, right guys?
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    Image of freckles freckles
    09/16/09

    In reply to Now We're All Going to Die on the Subway
    I was in London for my first trip overseas in 2005. I missed the bombings, on the Tube that my friend and I rode all around the city, by 1 week. I now have to ride the NYC subway 20 minutes to and from Port Authority every day of the week so I can get to my new job. By bus, it would take me an hour with traffic. An hour to save my life doesn't look so bad right now.
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    limber promoted this comment Edited by freckles at 09/16/09 4:53 PM freckles was starred freckles was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    09/17/09

    @freckles: As one of the people still living in the city after you left, I regretfully remind you that they followed up the Tube bombs with a bus bomb.

    You just have to shrug and get on with it, really.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    09/16/09

    In reply to Now We're All Going to Die on the Subway
    You DO know what you were talking about. The trouble with ideals like due process and freedom of speech, though, is that sometimes innocent people die for them. You could be next!
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    09/16/09

    @Unsolicited Advice: Why don't you wait until there is a body count to actually start counting bodies, eh?
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