The 10 Least Sexy Subway Stops in New York City

The New York Post, a benevolent and storied newspaper, has given the world a list of the ten subway stops in New York City where you'll find the most attractive people—nay, sexiest people.
Two-Year-Old Falls Onto Subway Tracks, Is Saved by Kind Stranger
A toddler strapped into its stroller rolled off the platform and onto the subway tracks at the Archer Avenue station in Jamaica, Queens this morning.
Every Single NYC Subway Line Was Delayed This Morning
The MTA announced that due to a power outage, every single New York City subway line is experiencing delays. Hope you're into work already, and welcome to the first 90-degree day of the summer.
Bad Samaritans Stand Around Taking Cell Phone Pics of Fallen Girl
New York City's latest subway hero is Joshua Garcia, who jumped onto the Union Square subway tracks Wednesday and saved an unconscious teenage girl. He is a true hero. Many of the bystanders, however, are terrible people.
New York City firefighters emerge from a hatch in the sidewalk after evacuating passengers from an F express subway train that derailed in Queens on Friday. Image via Julie Jacobson/AP.
Subway Surfer Dies Atop a 6 Train in Bronx After "Severe Head Trauma"
A 45-year-old man surfing on top of a northbound subway car on the 6 line died Wednesday night after hitting his head against an overhang, according to DNAinfo.
Have u guys ever ridden the L train? What happened?
Please Allow Us to Address One More Point of Subway Etiquette
It's cold out there this morning. Crowded, too. Lots of folks are going to work. The subways are crowded. If it is not too much of an imposition, please indulge us as we raise one more item of concern about how we must all behave on mass transit.
The MTA Writes Late Passes For People When Trains Are Delayed
Good news if you're ever actually delayed — and terrible news if "late trains" are your go-to excuse — the MTA writes late passes for employees to give to their bosses when train service is disrupted.
The MTA is considering a new subway model for New York City — "articulated trains," which have no internal doors, functioning much like accordion busses. While MTA officials estimate the new trains could shorten stop times, they would also make it harder to isolate "the scourge of the sick passenger" — that is, bodily…
Dude Enjoys a Huge Piece of Brie on the Subway
The commuter who snapped this photo yesterday told Gothamist that this guy was "enjoying a half wheel of what must have been a severely aged Brie with crackers" on the N train at rush hour. Each generation gets the hero it deserves. [via]
Homeless people and Marilyn Monroe will have to find a new source of gusts of warm air, the New York Times reports, as the Second Avenue subway is being built without sidewalk grates.
The use of MetroCards in the New York City subway system "cannot be maintained beyond 2019," according to the MTA. Time for retinal scanners?
What Will Be the Next Exciting Subway Animal?
Subway kittens! The subway shark! All truly important news items come in threes, so we're due for one more animal to make headlines on New York mass transit. What's it going to be? Llama? Tiger (yes, please)? Peacock? Red-tailed hawk? Platypus? (Rats don't count; rats are part of the normal subway ecosystem.) Share…
Peppy Young Couple Enjoy Adorable Non-Stop Subway Date from Hell
Last Wednesday, a couple of beautiful young people with smiles like high-fives and a love like a Roman candle, embarked upon an adorkable nine-hour journey through hell. It began at 14th Street in Manhattan and ended in the vast desert wasteland of the mind’s eye, their raggedy spirits trudging toward nothing on…
The Ten Worst People on the Subway
It's hot. The subways are crowded. People are peevish, sweating, and on edge. At times like this— when the social fabric of the city seems to hang by the thinnest of threads—it's important to relax, take a deep breath, and contemplate exactly who you hate in this godforsaken underground tunnel maze, and why.
