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    Image of Shadowlayer Shadowlayer
    10/12/09

    In reply to U Can Haz Cheezburgur, World Dominashun, LOLZ at Other Starupz KTHXBYE
    Suddently the internet doesnt look so edgy and smart, does it?
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    Shadowlayer was starred Shadowlayer was unstarred
    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/11/09

    In reply to U Can Haz Cheezburgur, World Dominashun, LOLZ at Other Starupz KTHXBYE
    I am spending the rest of the weekend teaching my cat how to type. Wish me luck.
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    misslinda was starred misslinda was unstarred
    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    10/11/09

    In reply to U Can Haz Cheezburgur, World Dominashun, LOLZ at Other Starupz KTHXBYE
    I know I am a FAIL because I don't get how blogs make money. Ad networks and Google AdSense? I don't even know what that means.
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    BxgrlJeri was starred BxgrlJeri was unstarred
    Image of Caius Caius
    10/11/09

    @BxgrlJeri: I assume that it adheres to the South Park method of money-making:
    Step 1: Pictures of cute animals
    Step 2: AdSense
    Step 3: ???????
    Step 4: Profits!
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    Caius was starred Caius was unstarred
    Image of sparkyl sparkyl
    10/11/09

    In reply to U Can Haz Cheezburgur, World Dominashun, LOLZ at Other Starupz KTHXBYE
    Are they looking to hire a couple of twins?
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment sparkyl was starred sparkyl was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @sparkyl: Perfect.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    10/11/09

    In reply to U Can Haz Cheezburgur, World Dominashun, LOLZ at Other Starupz KTHXBYE
    11.5 bazillion (fixed)
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    10/11/09

    @Rozelle’s Bagman: lolz thx
     Reply
    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Once color photography arrives in Canada, they won't have to hand-tint their photographs any more.
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    Caius promoted this comment SultanaEleusis was starred SultanaEleusis was unstarred
    Image of Caius Caius
    08/27/09

    @SultanaEleusis: As a full-time picture-tinter, I don't want none of your fancy technology.
     Reply
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    Image of A Message To Rudy A Message To Rudy
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    LOL. I immediately love this magazine. "He looked elegant in his tuxedo and scintillated on the screen."Really? So he physically emitted sparks on the set? Would have loved to have been there to see that.

    "He had a very full life and was able to reach the top of his profession at 35."

    The top? I never heard of this effin guy!
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    Tremonius promoted this comment Edited by A Message To Rudy at 08/27/09 2:57 PM A Message To Rudy was starred A Message To Rudy was unstarred
    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    08/27/09

    @Ken Green: Every single time you have sat with chums in a diner and heard any one of them chirp, "Head 'em up! Move 'em out!" you were unconsciously channeling the lesser known but greater younger brother of Ian. He is the unacknowledged zeitgeist of the twentieth century western aura. Do you think you would even know of a Clint Eastwood without his sage sagebrush Seneca?
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    Tremonius was starred Tremonius was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Patricia Binns is my new favorite Hall of Fame fameball.

    As evidence of her accomplished journalistic career, she scanned and posted online a letter received in 1997 from some intern in the office of Diana (the deceased princess), denying her an interview request and telling her very politely to bleep off.

    Binns lovingly captioned the image, "Letter from Diana."

    I love this woman.
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    Edited by snugbug at 08/27/09 2:57 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of kerrington.steele kerrington.steele
    08/27/09

    @snugbug: the "Press" part of the magazine's website is an "interview" with Ms. Binns and is COMPLETELY CLASSIC. recommended reading for all: [www.citylivingmagazine.ca]

    from the jumbled recollections of her childhood bouncing around to various relatives, to her thoughts on supermodel "Janice Dickerson's" new book, to a detailed explanation of how she uses astrology, reiki and "energy" in her life and work, this is a million-word glimpse into a truly bizarre mind.
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    snugbug promoted this comment kerrington.steele was starred kerrington.steele was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    08/27/09

    @snugbug: That is Patricia E. Binns, thank you very much.
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    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Wow! An entire magazine written by the same folks that came up with the stuff you find here . . . [www.engrish.com]
     Reply
    SuperBien was starred SuperBien was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    I have never heard of, or seen, this 'magazine', and I buy approx 8 magazines a month from various locations. I do like the publishers photo, very " Warhol Death Mask".
     Reply
    secretagentman was starred secretagentman was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/27/09

    In reply to Unnerving Magazine Is Toast of Toronto
    Haha. When you see anything this terrible, you immediately have to read the weakly-written accompanying article. And when you start reading, you always want to skip to the end, to the terrible mishmash of words desperately trying to find a conclusion (which, in my time writing articles, I have also been guilty of, so...).

    And true enough, the end of the article brings some truly majestic turkeys:

    "I do believe the piranhas consumed the body. What an unpleasant end."

    "Eric Fleming had a lot of challenges to overcome to achieve the success he did accomplish." (oh, he achieved what he accomplished did he? that's great.)

    "You wonder what Eric Fleming did in his life to deserve such a horrid demise." (oh yikes. wow)

    And the utterly, utterly, laugh-out-loud, completely amazing:

    "Fleming looked at the blackened sky and said to Menardos, "it’s now or never!" Those were Eric Fleming’s last words."
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    Edited by Pope John Peeps II at 08/27/09 2:45 PM Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Frey, Our Former Intern Boy, Makes It Big in Hollywood
    Michael Bay will have them driving this truck:


     Reply
    Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
    Image of Midge Midge
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Frey, Our Former Intern Boy, Makes It Big in Hollywood
    Hey! I'm from Lorien! That's my story! Way to plagiarize my life, Jimmy.


    Hi Oprah!

     Reply
    Midge was starred Midge was unstarred
    Image of TedSez TedSez
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Frey, Our Former Intern Boy, Makes It Big in Hollywood
    This is fake. I have it on good authority that it was really Number Three.
     Reply
    TedSez was starred TedSez was unstarred
    Image of rockandhardPL rockandhardPL
    06/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Frey, Our Former Intern Boy, Makes It Big in Hollywood
    OK, am I missing something. Has the alien kid/kid from the future hiding out in the present Anytown, America, already been done to, I don't know, a million little pieces. Give me a few minutes and I'll come back and name at least 3. Challenge. Whoever wins get's to shave James' chest a la Richard and style his hair like Zac Efron.
     Reply
    rockandhardPL was starred rockandhardPL was unstarred
    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/26/09

    @rockandhardPL: Wasn't it the entire premise of the show 'Roswell'? Not to mention a little ol' thing called 'Superman/Smallville'?
     Reply
    DorothyBarker was starred DorothyBarker was unstarred
    Image of rockandhardPL rockandhardPL
    06/26/09

    @DorothyBarker:Race to Witch Mountain? Jimmy of the Future or something like that?
     Reply
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    06/26/09

    @rockandhardPL: You mean it's an unoriginal ripoff? Well, there's a shocker.
     Reply
    MissNormaDesmond was starred MissNormaDesmond was unstarred
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