From lovable Brooklynite novelist Jonathan "Safran" Foer (the hip one!) to New Republic editor Franklin Foer (he's the serious one!) to stunt-rememberer and baby brother Joshua Foer (he will come up with some way to bother us later!), everyone loves the Foer Brothers. Everyone except, apparently, playwright Itamar…

Those famous Annie Leibovitz photos for Vanity Fair's Hollywood issue, like the one out this month, usually feature a large grouping of actresses, artfully slouched or draped over something (or someone), who are poised to be the Next Big Things. Looking at the trends of who was on the cover when, and how many times,…