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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    Ah, new slogan of the summer.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    I am officially the Sue Simmons raging outburst police, and I must correct you.

    Gangsta Sue said undeniably, "The Fuck Are You Doing?!" which is ever more ruthless, than a simple, "What the fuck are you doing here, kind sir?" Naw, Susie S. had a mack ten and was chillin in a low rider when that statement popped off. Most def.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    The more I think about it, the more I think he actually meant to say "cooking". "Plucking" still doesn't make sense, but "cooking" at least meshes with the "tender" line he delivered just before.

    Either way, I think this demonstrates that on-air banter is dangerous to society and should be banned outright.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    FINALLY! Finally someone understands the true purpose of chickens. When I made chickens, I didn't mean for them to be mindlessly squandered on sandwiches and buffalo sauce.

    A simply mnemonic follows because I am merciful and like to help my sons remember shit:

    Once you go chicken
    You don't go back to women.
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    BadUncle promoted this comment God was starred God was unstarred
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    09/17/09

    @God: But why the rubber chicken, which now seems redundant?
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    09/17/09

    @BadUncle: Maybe they were both too shy to invite another chicken into their coop for a threesome.
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    09/17/09

    @BadUncle: Good question, my son. It was originally called chicken rubber as in condoms shaped like chickens. The design had two benefits: the beak and comb of the 'chicken' stimulated the woman's G-spot. For the male partner, the chicken shape fulfilled a primal need, felt only subconsciously but powerfully, to insert his member into the warm, passionate embrace of a chicken. Then it all became perverted into this monstrosity called the 'chicken rubber'. Kids these days.
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    09/17/09

    @God: The beak and comb are supposed to be on the outside? Well, that explains a lot.
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    09/17/09

    @God: Tickling an erotically restrained chicken with a feather: overkill or inspiration?
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    09/17/09

    @God: This reminds me of a bad joke I inappropriately learned as a child.

    What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

    Erotic uses a feather. Kinky uses the whole chicken.

    Jokes are dumb.
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    09/18/09

    @God: Lord, at the risk of getting smote, did you mean 'rubber chicken' the second time?
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    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    As long as the chicken and Ernie are both adults, what's the problem?

    Think Gonzo and Camilla.

    Man, this world has to loosen up.
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    09/17/09

    @NewsBunny: Indeed. But somewhere, a distraught Bert is hanging from a closet rod.
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    Image of The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    "Keep f*ing that chicken!" is going to be my new go-to phrase: at work, on the train, ordering at Starbucks, passing the collection basket in church . . .
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    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    I might watch local news if someone teamed up this guy, Sue Simmons, Don Rickles and Captain Morgan.
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    09/17/09

    @wholenuther: Don't forget Arthur Chien! [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    It's good to see an anchorman who thinks of the chicken's needs rather than selfishly finishing then making the hen sleep in the wet spot.
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