I am officially the Sue Simmons raging outburst police, and I must correct you.
Gangsta Sue said undeniably, "The Fuck Are You Doing?!" which is ever more ruthless, than a simple, "What the fuck are you doing here, kind sir?" Naw, Susie S. had a mack ten and was chillin in a low rider when that statement popped off. Most def.
The more I think about it, the more I think he actually meant to say "cooking". "Plucking" still doesn't make sense, but "cooking" at least meshes with the "tender" line he delivered just before.
Either way, I think this demonstrates that on-air banter is dangerous to society and should be banned outright.
FINALLY! Finally someone understands the true purpose of chickens. When I made chickens, I didn't mean for them to be mindlessly squandered on sandwiches and buffalo sauce.
A simply mnemonic follows because I am merciful and like to help my sons remember shit:
@BadUncle: Good question, my son. It was originally called chicken rubber as in condoms shaped like chickens. The design had two benefits: the beak and comb of the 'chicken' stimulated the woman's G-spot. For the male partner, the chicken shape fulfilled a primal need, felt only subconsciously but powerfully, to insert his member into the warm, passionate embrace of a chicken. Then it all became perverted into this monstrosity called the 'chicken rubber'. Kids these days.
"Keep f*ing that chicken!" is going to be my new go-to phrase: at work, on the train, ordering at Starbucks, passing the collection basket in church . . .
@Andrew Bleonsyk: "Appall" is a verb, by the way. It's also "Anastos" like in the body of the post, not like in the tags. Keeping fucking that chicken.
@Sandogg: My friend's father was a news anchor growing up. They're just like me or you, and drop the whole facade when no one's around.
It's something I learned when I was in food service working for tips. Smile, be polite, and call the customer a fucking idiot in your head. Also, a grimace and a smile look exactly the same.
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Gangsta Sue said undeniably, "The Fuck Are You Doing?!" which is ever more ruthless, than a simple, "What the fuck are you doing here, kind sir?" Naw, Susie S. had a mack ten and was chillin in a low rider when that statement popped off. Most def.
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Either way, I think this demonstrates that on-air banter is dangerous to society and should be banned outright.
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A simply mnemonic follows because I am merciful and like to help my sons remember shit:
Once you go chicken
You don't go back to women.
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What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic uses a feather. Kinky uses the whole chicken.
Jokes are dumb.
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Think Gonzo and Camilla.
Man, this world has to loosen up.
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Work got you down, Keep fuckin' that chicken.
Days been tough? Keepfuckin' that chicken!
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It's something I learned when I was in food service working for tips. Smile, be polite, and call the customer a fucking idiot in your head. Also, a grimace and a smile look exactly the same.
Oh, the stories I have...
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