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    NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'

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    Image of moneyries moneyries
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    Ah, new slogan of the summer.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    I am officially the Sue Simmons raging outburst police, and I must correct you.

    Gangsta Sue said undeniably, "The Fuck Are You Doing?!" which is ever more ruthless, than a simple, "What the fuck are you doing here, kind sir?" Naw, Susie S. had a mack ten and was chillin in a low rider when that statement popped off. Most def.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    The more I think about it, the more I think he actually meant to say "cooking". "Plucking" still doesn't make sense, but "cooking" at least meshes with the "tender" line he delivered just before.

    Either way, I think this demonstrates that on-air banter is dangerous to society and should be banned outright.
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    Image of God God
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    FINALLY! Finally someone understands the true purpose of chickens. When I made chickens, I didn't mean for them to be mindlessly squandered on sandwiches and buffalo sauce.

    A simply mnemonic follows because I am merciful and like to help my sons remember shit:

    Once you go chicken
    You don't go back to women.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    09/17/09

    @God: But why the rubber chicken, which now seems redundant?
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    09/17/09

    @BadUncle: Maybe they were both too shy to invite another chicken into their coop for a threesome.
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    Image of God God
    09/17/09

    @BadUncle: Good question, my son. It was originally called chicken rubber as in condoms shaped like chickens. The design had two benefits: the beak and comb of the 'chicken' stimulated the woman's G-spot. For the male partner, the chicken shape fulfilled a primal need, felt only subconsciously but powerfully, to insert his member into the warm, passionate embrace of a chicken. Then it all became perverted into this monstrosity called the 'chicken rubber'. Kids these days.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/17/09

    @God: The beak and comb are supposed to be on the outside? Well, that explains a lot.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    09/17/09

    @God: Tickling an erotically restrained chicken with a feather: overkill or inspiration?
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    09/17/09

    @God: This reminds me of a bad joke I inappropriately learned as a child.

    What's the difference between erotic and kinky?

    Erotic uses a feather. Kinky uses the whole chicken.

    Jokes are dumb.
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/18/09

    @God: Lord, at the risk of getting smote, did you mean 'rubber chicken' the second time?
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    As long as the chicken and Ernie are both adults, what's the problem?

    Think Gonzo and Camilla.

    Man, this world has to loosen up.
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    Image of Deric Deric
    09/17/09

    @NewsBunny: Indeed. But somewhere, a distraught Bert is hanging from a closet rod.
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    Image of The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    "Keep f*ing that chicken!" is going to be my new go-to phrase: at work, on the train, ordering at Starbucks, passing the collection basket in church . . .
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    Image of wholenuther wholenuther
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    I might watch local news if someone teamed up this guy, Sue Simmons, Don Rickles and Captain Morgan.
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    09/17/09

    @wholenuther: Don't forget Arthur Chien! [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    It's good to see an anchorman who thinks of the chicken's needs rather than selfishly finishing then making the hen sleep in the wet spot.
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    If Arnold Diaz does a "Shame Shame Shame!" segment on this, I may ascend to the next tier of existence.
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    09/17/09

    @Andrew Bleonsyk: "Appall" is a verb, by the way. It's also "Anastos" like in the body of the post, not like in the tags. Keeping fucking that chicken.
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    Image of Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods! Michael Dukakis - Curse you baseball gods!
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    That's my new catch phrase.

    Work got you down, Keep fuckin' that chicken.

    Days been tough? Keepfuckin' that chicken!
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    09/17/09

    @Michael Dukakis for Senate!: Want an omelet, Keep fuckin' that chicken.
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    09/17/09

    @Cheruth: Feel like you're accomplishing things with your volunteer animal rights group, keeping fuckin' that chicken.
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    Image of OtaconX OtaconX
    09/17/09

    @ampersandparade: Late to work? Keep fuckin' that chicken.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    Is this guy drunk? Or just undersexed? Or both?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    Every time Enrie Anastos curses, an angel gets its wings, breasts and thighs.
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    Image of Dr. Nut Dr. Nut
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    Is it possible he meant to say "plucking" and the wrong word came out? Just a thought.
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    Image of OrneryBabe OrneryBabe
    09/17/09

    @Dr. Nut: Ernie? ;)
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    Image of Sandogg Sandogg
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    God how I hate anchors. They're such wooden, plastic people. I could never fathom interacting with them as normal human beings.
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    Image of Paul_Is_Drunk Paul_Is_Drunk
    09/17/09

    @Sandogg: My friend's father was a news anchor growing up. They're just like me or you, and drop the whole facade when no one's around.

    It's something I learned when I was in food service working for tips. Smile, be polite, and call the customer a fucking idiot in your head. Also, a grimace and a smile look exactly the same.

    Oh, the stories I have...
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    Image of Magister Magister
    09/17/09

    @Sandogg: There was this one female anchor back before I got married... Let's just say she wasn't wooden in any way.
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    09/17/09

    In reply to NY Fox News Anchor Anastos: 'Keep F—king That Chicken.'
    Kind of amazed grandpa's favorite saying was more widely known than I realized.
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