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Whatever You Do, Don't Ask Method Man for His Autograph

The Cajun Boy — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:22:21 EDT

Last November, Mary Anderson attended a Method Man concert at Houston's House of Blues. Later, she approached Method Man, whom Ms. Anderson was a fan of, for an autograph. He then pulled out a gun and opened fire on her.

The incident in question happened last November and, luckily for Anderson, the gun was loaded with only pellets, but still! So now she's suing the anti-autograph, pellet gun-slinging rap star. Reports the Houston Press:

According to the lawsuit, Anderson attended a rap concert where Method Man and Redman were performing.

Afterward, Anderson joined a group of fans outside, where Method Man was signing autographs out of the back window of a bus. When Anderson handed Method Man her ticket stub for him to sign, Method Man suddenly pulled out a pellet gun and began firing, hitting Anderson in the torso, according to the lawsuit.

Anderson's attorney, Daniel Horowitz, tells Hair Balls that Anderson suffered permanent scarring on her chest, stomach and breast area.

"You can't just go around the country shooting people like that," says Horowitz, "and then leave town and not think anything's going to happen."

Yes, you can't just go around the country shooting autograph-seekers with pellet guns Method Man. Geez, why the hell do you think God invented pigeons?

But on another note, what kind of gangsta rapper goes around packing a damn pellet gun? Shouldn't Suge Knight beat his ass down for this?

Robert Pattinson Hates New York and Its Women

The Cajun Boy — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:52:32 EDT

The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.Robert Pattinson thinks New York women are crazy, Lady Gaga gets naked in London club, Michael Bay puts Megan Fox in the corner, Josh Duhamel is an ass man, Russell Crowe throws another public hissy-fit and Rihanna's boob falls out.

Twilight star Robert Pattinson hates New York and its deranged women. He's been whining constantly about it while working on a film in the city and can't wait to get back to him mommy in London. [Gatecrasher]
Lady Gaga groped her boobs and stripped down to show off her ample bottom at a gay club in London over the gay pride weekend. [UK Sun]
Transformers director Michael Bay says that Megan Fox has "a lot of growing up to do." Bay went on to say that "nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her" and also claimed credit for turning Nick Cage, Will Smith and Ben Affleck into big stars. Team Megan! [Daily News]
Josh Duhamel says that he and Fergie were given a stripper pole as a wedding gift, but that he actually plays around on it more than she does. And oh yeah, he's an ass man. [Page Six]
Russell Crowe just can't stop being a prick. He was in attendance at yesterday's epic Wimbledon final between Andy Roddick and Roger Federer when he decided that he wasn't happy with his seat. He saw a better one that was open closer to the court and tried to move down into it. This did not go over well with the ushers working the event. [Daily Mail]
Oh snap! Chris Brown is hooking up with Kanye West's ex, Amber Rose. The burning question now is who will go all Suge Knight on Chris Brown first—Jay-Z or Kanye? [Daily News]
Rihanna attended a 4th of July celebration in Vegas wearing a loose jacket that exposed "silver sequinned nipple petals" on her breasts. [Daily Mail]
Totally old Entourage actress Carla Gugino says that Hollywood is an ageist town. Yeah, I know, quite shocking, right? [Page Six]
Courtney Love recently trashed a hotel room. Now employees at the hotel are saying that the room was "littered with needles and used feminine hygiene products." [Sun]
Former Incredible Hulk star Lou Ferrigno says that the stress of being $400 million in debt is what killed Michael Jackson. [UK Mirror]

TMZ Helps Gangsters Identify Next Target

Hamilton Nolan — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:43:19 EDT

Suge Knight, CEO of Death Row Records, intimidating former football player, and certified gangster, somehow got himself knocked out at a club on Saturday night. Odd! Even odder: the guy who did the knocking allowed TMZ to take his picture, although "he didn't want us to use his name." Message to that guy: Run, you fool! Run for your life! Message to Suge Knight: we are on your side in this and all other disputes, and don't let anyone tell you any differently. But seriously, Mr. Punchy: Run. Below, two pictures of Suge Knight laid out unconscious, which should not be construed as disrespectful to him in any way:

[via TMZ]

Does Suge Knight Have a Reality Show or Not?

ian spiegelman — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 13:11:11 EDT

A trailer for Unfinished Business, which seems to be a reality TV show starring Death Row founder Suge Knight, is online today. It looks kind of good, with plenty of fighting, F-Bombs being dropped all over the place, and one youngster talking tough and following it up by running off in a panic. But where is this thing going to air? And when? I've watched it a few times and those little details just don't seem to exist. Trailer after the jump.

Okay, I don't actually know how to post video. But it's here. And if you thought the Veronica Webb comments were mean, check the crazy thread beneath the video.

Gossip roundup

Gawker — Wed, 07 May 2003 13:37:37 EDT

· Radar's Maer Roshan was mailed a package containing human excrement yesterday with the return address of Suge Knight after Radar named Knight one of its "monsters" in the last issue. Knight's rep says the letter didn't come from him. [Page Six]
· Nobu chef Nobu Matsuhisa couldn't get a table at his own restaurant. "'This is Nobu,' he said to the unseasoned reservationist. To which she replied, 'Yes, this is.' He tried again: 'This is Matsuhisa.' She then explained that Matsuhisa was their restaurant in Beverly Hills." [Page Six]
· "Woody Allen on Madison Avenue near the Jewish Museum, where the exhibition on Jewish Americans in movies and broadcasting makes no mention of him. Told by a passerby of his omission, he laughed and shrugged, 'More persecution'" [Page Six]
· Some African-American Bloomberg staffers were offended when senior executives dressed up as rappers and performed their own rap song about the company. "It's appalling for this company, which has little parity in its payment and promotion of blacks, to take any opportunity to have a parody and a mockery of black culture," said one employee. (From now on, white people are not allowed to rap. Ever. It's racist.) [NY Daily News]