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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    Fun Fact: I wrote a ten page term paper about Janet Jackson's nipple, and it was nominated as one of the best papers by a freshman at Middlebury that year.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    09/15/09

    @metoometoo: could you post it here?
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    Image of metoometoo metoometoo
    09/15/09

    @daveyjonesisdead: I think a 3,500 word comment might not be appreciated, especially when most of those are cultural studies buzzwords repeated ad nauseum. But I can post the conclusion:

    "Clearly, Janet Jackson’s halftime performance was tasteless and imprudent. This assertion cannot be disputed. The entire routine was lacking in class or subtlety, but then again, so is contemporary popular culture. While Jackson’s motivations are certainly understandable and legitimate, she unthinkingly chose the wrong audience for her stunt, failing to make the distinction between the always racy MTV Music Video Awards and the more wholesome Super Bowl. CBS and the NFL have every right to be furious at both Janet Jackson and MTV, to uninvite Jackson from the Grammy Awards and to refrain from allowing MTV to produce another halftime show in the future. Similarly, viewers have every right to be disappointed in CBS. This does not mean that the FCC and politicians should step in and impose their own standards on the American public. Broadcasters and performers have the right to free speech, and Americans have the right to be exposed to all ideologies and subsequently create their own meanings, rather than have Michael Powell and the government chose a dominant ideology on their behalf and deprive them of anything they might find offensive. Perhaps consumers need to be offended from time to time in order to encourage active consumption and negotiation rather than passive consumption and cultural domination."
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    Good God. We're still talking about this?! Glen Beck's practically allowed to hang people in effigy while he showcases his nutterdom with maniacal crying jags and the damn near schizoid ramblings of the insanely demonic, and still, we're discussing Janet's 40 year old boob? Yes, clearly that's the boob that will bring anarchy and the fall of man, and we'll just ignore that other one who spirals into yet another crazed, frothing pit of racist dumbfuckery nightly. Thanks, FCC. Glad you're on top of that whole renegade boob thing.
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    Image of WordyNinja WordyNinja
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    "It's over five-years after the fact," I said to my captain as he leaned back from his desk, chomped down on a cigar, and lit it. "Kind of a cold case, no? Any forensic evidence is long gone. Witnesses' memories will be unreliable. Are any of the original investigators still with the department? Hell, are they even still alive?"

    "Goddammit, Malone!" He shouted, slamming his hand down. "When I tell you to work a case, you work the case! That boob is still out there walking the streets-- waving its sunburst nipple ring around. Find out who’s responsible and bring ‘em in!"

    "Fine," I said with a grin. "But if I’m on this, I’m going to take it wherever it leads. No matter how high up. And whatever shit comes, you better back me up." I stormed out of his office before he could get a word in edgewise. I knew I had carte blanche to crack this sucker, as usually. I went to my desk and picked up my two best friends in the world, a colt .45 and a flask of Jameson. One was loaded; the other would do the same for me. I knew by the end of the day, I would need them both. That’s how it is when you’re with FCC.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    09/15/09

    @WordyNinja: Malone....or Marlowe?
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE.

    The F-C-C doesn't care about local radio being destroyed by corporate chains gobbling up radio stations across the country and putting the same shit on the air in every city.

    The F-C-C doesn't care about local NEWS being destroyed as same chains eliminate local newsrooms (I used to do five newscasts an hour for five different cities out of my one studio). I mean, who's going to inform the public in case of disaster?

    The F-C-C doesn't care about local T-V news being turned into beauty pageants with talking head anchors showing as much boob and leg and possible.

    The F-C-C doesn't care about all those things, which, in turn, ensures that the PUBLIC airwaves are being turned into trash.

    But they care about...a NIPPLE? A NIPPLE? A FIVE YEAR OLD NIPPLE?

    Excuse me while I go bang my head against my mic.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    09/16/09

    @NewsBunny: I should think a five-year-old nipple would be a rather more serious matter.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    Where WAS the FCC born? Why don't they tell us??
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    If a TV network can fudge answers to a governmental body about the availability of time delay technology in a Super Bowl halftime show and get away with it after just a five year investigation, are we really a nation, at all?

    This election could not have come at a better time. THIS IS WHY WE VOTE, PEOPLE.
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    Image of pattycakes pattycakes
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    holy christ i need to marry a european and get the hell outta dodge.
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    09/15/09

    @pattycakes: So I am not the only one with this fantasy? Do you live in California, too?
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment otherginger was starred otherginger was unstarred
    Image of otherginger otherginger
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    Thank god. Janet needed a distraction from all this pesky mourning-her-brother shite.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    Its issues like this that make our country great.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    09/15/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Its tissues like this that make our country great.

    Aereolas, that is.
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    Image of God God
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    This was no mere boob, Hammy. This was the Mammary of Mephistopheles. A vile entity whose very sight destroys the brains of small children and renders them evil and zombie-like. The nipple alone can bring about wide-scale rioting and the destructionof civilizations. Remember the Alamo! Excyuse the typos. I am doing this with one hand.
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    kookla promoted this comment God was starred God was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    09/15/09

    @God: Lord help us all.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    But torture? Eh, we're kind of too busy to investigate that...
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    Image of downlow downlow
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    Our government in action! No wonder we're fucked.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    I think a fitting punishment would be for Justin to have his bare bum paddled on national teevee.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    To this day, whenever I close my eyes, I still see those noble twin mounds dominating the skyline...
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    09/15/09

    In reply to America Breathes Sigh of Relief As FCC Re-Opens Janet Jackson Boob Investigation
    What?!?! I thought we'd nipped that in the bud.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Martiniman was starred Martiniman was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/15/09

    @Martiniman: You've got to keep abreast of the news, brah.
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 09/15/09 3:59 PM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    09/15/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: Quit making mountains out of molehills.
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    Image of guitarsnob guitarsnob
    09/15/09

    @Martiniman: This story never ceases to keep me tit-illated.
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    Larry Fine promoted this comment guitarsnob was starred guitarsnob was unstarred
    Image of easternsike easternsike
    09/15/09

    @Martiniman: I thought CBS had racked up enough fines; but the FCC is still going for the jug-ular.
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    Larry Fine promoted this comment easternsike was starred easternsike was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    09/15/09

    @Larry Fine: Really -- what does the FCC expect from the boob tube? The probe seems like a bust.
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    Edited by naugahydeinplainsight at 09/15/09 4:12 PM naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of Larry Fine Larry Fine
    09/15/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: They went to tune in Tokyo and the FCC had never seen anything like these, not even in their darkest mammaries.
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    09/15/09

    @Larry Fine: It was the breast of times, it was the wurst of times...
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    Calraigh promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    09/15/09

    @easternsike: Just when I thought the new administration would say ta-ta to censorship, they perk up right where the old boobs left off, and continue to shake their maracas at a skeptical constit-uency.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    09/15/09

    @Martiniman: This will just go on and on for time Imammorial.
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    Image of Martiniman Martiniman
    09/15/09

    @NotChoinski: I'm thrilled with the response as I thought nobody gave a hooter about this...
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