Taylor Swift Will Destroy Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

Did you hear? America's favorite boobs—those belonging to Katy Perry—are performing at the Super Bowl XLVIV Halftime Show. Did you also hear? Taylor Swift, b. 1989, hates those boobs. So naturally, Radar reports, Tayla is gonna destroy the halftime show.
NFL Will Punish America for Its Sins With Katy Perry Super Bowl Halftime
This is funny: Some joker confirmed exclusively to Page Six that Katy Perry will be playing the Super Bowl XLIX half-time show. Haha. Good joke! "A deal is being hammered out for Katy to play the Super Bowl," a source tells Page Six. Hahaha, but really, who's playing the Super Bowl and what time is it?
Just Give Weird Al the Super Bowl Halftime Show Already
The periodic calls for a Super Bowl Halftime show featuring "Weird Al" Yankovic are louder than ever this year, with a petition picking up nearly 65,000 signatures in a day, and still rising. 65,000 Weird Al fans could be wrong, but they're not. This is a pretty good idea.
The NFL is trying to get M.I.A. to pay $16.6 million because she flipped the bird during her 2012 Super Bowl performance with Madonna. M.I.A. has some choice words in response, but the funniest is, "@madonna ummm ..... can i borrow 16 million ?"
The Notes for Bill O’Reilly’s Obama Q-and-A Are a Fox News Fever-Dream
Pictured above are the scribblings of Fox News anchor Bill O’Reilly, who used them during his (boring) pre-Super Bowl sit-down with President Obama last Sunday, and is now auctioning them off on his personal website for charity.
Chili Peppers Bassist Owns Up to Faking Super Bowl Half Time
Suspicion started when viewers noticed that none of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' instruments were actually plugged in during their frenetic Super Bowl performance last Sunday. Now, the bassist Flea admits in a post on the band's blog they knew their instruments weren't on.
Sad Denver Fans Cranked Up Porn After Super Bowl Defeat
Just like Christmas Day and Thanksgiving, porn viewership was down significantly during the Super Bowl, especially in Denver and Seattle, where the number of viewers on PornHub dropped 51% and 61%. Across the country, porn watching was down about 32% during the game.
Pictures From the Great Super Bowl Transport Nightmare
The Super Bowl was a disaster. The game was shitty, the ads sucked, and the halftime show was a let down compared to last year's. All of that was to be expected, though; more surprising (or maybe not, considering the New Jersey governor's recent history) was the awful transportation to and from the "'Mass-Transit…
Time Warner Cable: not just screwing over New Yorkers anymore. TWC subscribers in Southern California lost as much as an hour of the Super Bowl tonight after the cable company's live feed froze in the middle of an ad during the second quarter.
That Big Secret Seinfeld Reunion Was a Super Bowl Ad
Last week, Jerry Seinfeld went on a sports show to tease his big, secret Seinfeld reunion project. When asked if it was a Super Bowl ad, he first said, "It's not," but later added, "[But] it's not-not." Well, it was.
Our attention has been brought to the fact that the Puppy Bowl was filmed in October. Everything good in life continues to be a lie. Enjoy the Super Bowl!
What SodaStream's Palestinian Employees Think About Scarlett Johansson
MA'ALEH ADUMIM, WEST BANK – Scarlett Johansson's decision to part ways with international anti-poverty outfit Oxfam so she can keep her endorsement deal with Israeli fizz-maker SodaStream has intensified the global controversy over businesses that operate in the occupied Palestinian territories. But the Palestinian…
Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart Are Ready for the Super Bowl
Close friends and X-Men costars Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart are already dressed for this Sunday's Super Bowl, though they might be confused about exactly which sport is being played. At least they got the teams right, though.
Here Is the Richard Sherman/Muppets YouTube Mashup America Deserves
Watch this before you watch Super Bowl XLVIII between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos. Not sure what time the big game starts on Sunday? Find out the kickoff time for Super Bowl XLVIII on Fox here.
