Ok, I didn't watch last night and I don't know when that pic up there is from, but Jesus Christ. Why didn't I appreciate this woman when I was like 15? Has she actually gotten more attractive now that she's 48 or whatever?
MP needs to find some interesting characters immediately. We already know Augie and Lipsyncha are going, but the blond guy and the doctor/whore are boresville as well. The "normal" couple are boring, but they are supposed to be, so they should stay. The only interesting character, at least from a nighttime soap perspective, is the lesbian "bitch." A character like Christian Siriano would be a great addition. Someone with a mysterious quasi-military role would be interesting. Likewise, a Persian JAP. And make it more like David Lynch's Mullholland Drive.
@jimstoic: Is she actually a lesbian? Might have missed something, but I just figured from last night's girl/girl snog that she's just someone who knows which cards to play and when.
@terrible: I'm pretty sure she's supposed to be bi; she obviously enjoys the males, as evidenced by her love for the boring man, but they also had her hooking up with a girl at a party in one of the earliest episodes.
So, which is it? Heather Locklear increases Melrose ratings by 15% last night and it's a dismal failure. Jay Leno is up 5% and Wow!
As I recall, she is credited with saving the show the first time round when ratings were low. I highly doubt she did it overnight - after but one appearance.
@shle896: I guess it depends on the numbers you're starting out with, but fifteen percent seems like a decent percentage to me. Give Amanda a little more credit!
Fun Fact: I wrote a ten page term paper about Janet Jackson's nipple, and it was nominated as one of the best papers by a freshman at Middlebury that year.
@daveyjonesisdead: I think a 3,500 word comment might not be appreciated, especially when most of those are cultural studies buzzwords repeated ad nauseum. But I can post the conclusion:
"Clearly, Janet Jackson’s halftime performance was tasteless and imprudent. This assertion cannot be disputed. The entire routine was lacking in class or subtlety, but then again, so is contemporary popular culture. While Jackson’s motivations are certainly understandable and legitimate, she unthinkingly chose the wrong audience for her stunt, failing to make the distinction between the always racy MTV Music Video Awards and the more wholesome Super Bowl. CBS and the NFL have every right to be furious at both Janet Jackson and MTV, to uninvite Jackson from the Grammy Awards and to refrain from allowing MTV to produce another halftime show in the future. Similarly, viewers have every right to be disappointed in CBS. This does not mean that the FCC and politicians should step in and impose their own standards on the American public. Broadcasters and performers have the right to free speech, and Americans have the right to be exposed to all ideologies and subsequently create their own meanings, rather than have Michael Powell and the government chose a dominant ideology on their behalf and deprive them of anything they might find offensive. Perhaps consumers need to be offended from time to time in order to encourage active consumption and negotiation rather than passive consumption and cultural domination."
Good God. We're still talking about this?! Glen Beck's practically allowed to hang people in effigy while he showcases his nutterdom with maniacal crying jags and the damn near schizoid ramblings of the insanely demonic, and still, we're discussing Janet's 40 year old boob? Yes, clearly that's the boob that will bring anarchy and the fall of man, and we'll just ignore that other one who spirals into yet another crazed, frothing pit of racist dumbfuckery nightly. Thanks, FCC. Glad you're on top of that whole renegade boob thing.
"It's over five-years after the fact," I said to my captain as he leaned back from his desk, chomped down on a cigar, and lit it. "Kind of a cold case, no? Any forensic evidence is long gone. Witnesses' memories will be unreliable. Are any of the original investigators still with the department? Hell, are they even still alive?"
"Goddammit, Malone!" He shouted, slamming his hand down. "When I tell you to work a case, you work the case! That boob is still out there walking the streets-- waving its sunburst nipple ring around. Find out who’s responsible and bring ‘em in!"
"Fine," I said with a grin. "But if I’m on this, I’m going to take it wherever it leads. No matter how high up. And whatever shit comes, you better back me up." I stormed out of his office before he could get a word in edgewise. I knew I had carte blanche to crack this sucker, as usually. I went to my desk and picked up my two best friends in the world, a colt .45 and a flask of Jameson. One was loaded; the other would do the same for me. I knew by the end of the day, I would need them both. That’s how it is when you’re with FCC.
The F-C-C doesn't care about local radio being destroyed by corporate chains gobbling up radio stations across the country and putting the same shit on the air in every city.
The F-C-C doesn't care about local NEWS being destroyed as same chains eliminate local newsrooms (I used to do five newscasts an hour for five different cities out of my one studio). I mean, who's going to inform the public in case of disaster?
The F-C-C doesn't care about local T-V news being turned into beauty pageants with talking head anchors showing as much boob and leg and possible.
The F-C-C doesn't care about all those things, which, in turn, ensures that the PUBLIC airwaves are being turned into trash.
But they care about...a NIPPLE? A NIPPLE? A FIVE YEAR OLD NIPPLE?
If a TV network can fudge answers to a governmental body about the availability of time delay technology in a Super Bowl halftime show and get away with it after just a five year investigation, are we really a nation, at all?
This election could not have come at a better time. THIS IS WHY WE VOTE, PEOPLE.
This was no mere boob, Hammy. This was the Mammary of Mephistopheles. A vile entity whose very sight destroys the brains of small children and renders them evil and zombie-like. The nipple alone can bring about wide-scale rioting and the destructionof civilizations. Remember the Alamo! Excyuse the typos. I am doing this with one hand.
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As I recall, she is credited with saving the show the first time round when ratings were low. I highly doubt she did it overnight - after but one appearance.
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"Clearly, Janet Jackson’s halftime performance was tasteless and imprudent. This assertion cannot be disputed. The entire routine was lacking in class or subtlety, but then again, so is contemporary popular culture. While Jackson’s motivations are certainly understandable and legitimate, she unthinkingly chose the wrong audience for her stunt, failing to make the distinction between the always racy MTV Music Video Awards and the more wholesome Super Bowl. CBS and the NFL have every right to be furious at both Janet Jackson and MTV, to uninvite Jackson from the Grammy Awards and to refrain from allowing MTV to produce another halftime show in the future. Similarly, viewers have every right to be disappointed in CBS. This does not mean that the FCC and politicians should step in and impose their own standards on the American public. Broadcasters and performers have the right to free speech, and Americans have the right to be exposed to all ideologies and subsequently create their own meanings, rather than have Michael Powell and the government chose a dominant ideology on their behalf and deprive them of anything they might find offensive. Perhaps consumers need to be offended from time to time in order to encourage active consumption and negotiation rather than passive consumption and cultural domination."
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09/15/09
"Goddammit, Malone!" He shouted, slamming his hand down. "When I tell you to work a case, you work the case! That boob is still out there walking the streets-- waving its sunburst nipple ring around. Find out who’s responsible and bring ‘em in!"
"Fine," I said with a grin. "But if I’m on this, I’m going to take it wherever it leads. No matter how high up. And whatever shit comes, you better back me up." I stormed out of his office before he could get a word in edgewise. I knew I had carte blanche to crack this sucker, as usually. I went to my desk and picked up my two best friends in the world, a colt .45 and a flask of Jameson. One was loaded; the other would do the same for me. I knew by the end of the day, I would need them both. That’s how it is when you’re with FCC.
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09/15/09
The F-C-C doesn't care about local radio being destroyed by corporate chains gobbling up radio stations across the country and putting the same shit on the air in every city.
The F-C-C doesn't care about local NEWS being destroyed as same chains eliminate local newsrooms (I used to do five newscasts an hour for five different cities out of my one studio). I mean, who's going to inform the public in case of disaster?
The F-C-C doesn't care about local T-V news being turned into beauty pageants with talking head anchors showing as much boob and leg and possible.
The F-C-C doesn't care about all those things, which, in turn, ensures that the PUBLIC airwaves are being turned into trash.
But they care about...a NIPPLE? A NIPPLE? A FIVE YEAR OLD NIPPLE?
Excuse me while I go bang my head against my mic.
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This election could not have come at a better time. THIS IS WHY WE VOTE, PEOPLE.
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Aereolas, that is.
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