I went to a 5K sponsored by Ted's restaurant last week and Captain Planet was there. In rollerblades. It was creepy and awesome at the same time. #tedturner
@SanFranLefty: Wow. Scary good get. Considering the number of death threats he gets every day, and the nutjob crazies gathering blocks from his house brandishing pictures of him looking like Hitler, I'm gonna say: Good idea, Secret Service dudes.
@DorothyBarker: I consulted with Mr. SFL, and he agrees that looking at the weird square shape under his shirt he's totally wearing a bulletproof vest. This makes me so sad that the crazy pants people are so crazy that he has to do this even for a cheesy press appearance with little kids on the lawn.
@SanFranLefty: I've consulted with others who would have insight into this and they say that weird boxy square shape of his torso totally indicates he's wearing a bulletproof vest under his oxford and over this undershirt. Even for an appearance on the lawn.
I'm happy that our President spends his spare time debating whether if two black holes appeared next to each other they would both fall into themselves — instead of clearing brush.
@momof3wildkids: Oh, young padawan...to be nerd is to be hip. Tsk. Now you've disturbed all of our spoon bending. Jostled a nest of bees, you did. You must now denounce all conservative leanings and bow to our supreme overnerdlord. Heh. And you just wanted to mock the height of our leader’s pants, didn’t you? Mistake!
I hate to be the one to point this out, but even when he called Kanye a jackass, he sounded like a dork who was trying to impress the cool kids. The cool kids in that situation were the White House Press Corps. Ouch.
I just finished up searching the net for a free program that would allow me to track my co-ed intramural softball team's statistics, as our first game is tonight. When I finished I returned to gawker and read this post. So yeah, I guess Obama is a nerd, but compared to who? Compared to me, dude is Richard Grieco.
@ima221: Whatever, man! Grieco was a total poseur. Yeah, I said it. He was a glorified Billy Zane, a peon, like a serious C. Thomas Howell. Deal with that!
@Double Banger: Oh, good God. I love him, but wow, my lust faded just a smidge seeing that photo. And I'm a huge geek! Oh, Bama, stay. away. from. the. Wal-Mart.
@katekate is squared: Our last President probably would have flashed Dr. Spock the live-long-and-prosper sign, while grinning and making his "heh" laugh and being so proud of himself not realizing the mistake.
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I haz the sad.
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FYI: I wasn't mocking Obama - I was mocking the press. Morty, make up your mind. (Meatballs quote)
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This is how he gets to Dungeons & Dragons camp.
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Sigh. This is my geekiest moment.
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PS--I fixed it.
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my ex's cum shots used to look like the bat signal.
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