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RonMwangaguhunga
04/06/09

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-- We won't entertain the possibility that 'neath the toppings this was actually a Red Sox Nation-Yankees frisson.
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JudgeFudge
04/06/09

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Clearly, Fallon is not used to people laughing at him, and understandably so.
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Aaron Altman
04/05/09

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"Good evening, every! I'm Jimmy Fallon, welcome to the show. So, what did you do this weekend? You probably heard - I had a pizza party. (Pause for laughs.) Yeah, I'm not sure what the big deal was - I asked for a pie without cheese, sauce, or bread! (Pause for laughter.) Yeah, you might've heard, a fistfight broke out. Yeah - I didn't know you could buy pizza by the pound. (Pause for laughter.) I don't remember what happened, exactly, but I do remember someone offering to stuff my crust. (Silence.) Okay, hold the toppings. (Pause for laughter.) Anyway, yeah, the place was called 'Posto', and you know I'm never going back there again. I mean, at Posto, when you ask for the 'meat lovers' pizza', they give you a knuckle sandwich instead! (Pause for laughter.) Posto must be loving all this free publicity. Yeah, so's my face! (Pause for laughter. Turns to ?uestlove.) You heard about what happened to me last Friday? (Silence.) Oh okay, what, am I boring you, Quest? (Silence.) O-kaaay. Anyway... man, am I hungry! And I'm NOT going to Posto's! (Audience breaks out in obsequious applause. Hooting and hollering.) Now here are the Roots!"
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jrhys
04/05/09

@Aaron Altman: You dignify this mediocrity with your brilliance. (Thank god.)
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MrInBetween
04/05/09

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The period on the word "crazy," with its lower-case "c," is symbolic of so many endings -- the end of Jimmy's manhood, the last gasp of Jimmy's funny and most of all the end of Twitter's alleged usefulness as a reliable news source.
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El Matardillo
04/05/09

@MrInBetween: If you rely on Gawker as an actual news source you are probably running one of America's auto companies, or maybe you're Julia Allison's publicist.
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MrInBetween
04/05/09

@El Matardillo: @ev, is that you?
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cockfightbarmitzvah
04/05/09

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I heard they tossed him cause he kept insisting they bring him a side order of Crazy Bread. That and he was loudly calling Dominos from Posto to place an order for an Oreo Desert Pizza to be delivered to his place afterwards.
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khawaga
04/05/09

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argh - he used to scrummage around my neighborhood wasted all the time (much closer to gruppo than to posto) - glad the tides of success seem to have pushed him north. also: seriously good pizza....
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pufflehuff
04/05/09

@khawaga: Scrummage is the est word ever.
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pufflehuff
04/05/09

@pufflehuff: BEST! Hah, fool. Sorry, khawaga.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
04/05/09

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God--I guess he REALLY didn't like the pizza.
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VoxPopuli
04/05/09

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When did Steve Dunleavy die? Granted, he's probably on his fifth liver, but did I miss something?
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MrInBetween
04/05/09

@VoxPopuli: He's dead-drunk, as usual. Nothing to worry about.
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