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    Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV

    Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?

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    Image of johnny_carsick johnny_carsick
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    wow. so i'm guessing rourke is technically classified as a liquid now?
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    Image of heartbreakturnip heartbreakturnip
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    "I'm kind of a big deal ... I have many leather-bound actor friends."
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    I wish Arthur Kade and Julia Allison would bang each other into oblivion.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    I propose an A.K. posting freeze. This is a recession, people, we can't be wasting our time on some douche pretending to be a douche just to be noticed for being a douche so he can get some douchey roles on some douchey tv.
    Although comparing yourself to Mickey Rourke and calling him your "new boy" is quite a smooth move, if I do say so myself.
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    He's got the teenage-girl-posing-for-Facebook-profile-shot head tilt down pat.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/27/09

    @irishflyesq: What do you want to bet he's also got the arm-thinning hand-on-hip gesture going on below the border of that pic? Not to mention the overall-slimming leg extension.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    . . . the new generation of rising actors does remember it's past.

    So, he's in on the joke?
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    Being photographed with Mickey Rourke immediately after he's been enthusiastically kissed by a hooker is probably the closest to both fame and vagina this guy is ever going to get.
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    Image of crotchety crotchety
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    Until today I thought this fellow was serious but I see now that this is all performance art. Good show, A. K., I finally get the joke. Kindly exit stage right now.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    07/27/09

    @crotchety: Exactly. The role of Arthur Kade could have been a meaty one, but it's cast all wrong. This dude is more big man on campus of a suburban midwestern large high school, than Hollywood hunk. Also, he blew his load to quickly, which probably imitates life.
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    Image of dado dado
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    I'm not sure why that picture makes me think of Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas, but it does.
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    Edited by dado at 07/27/09 10:35 AM dado was starred dado was unstarred
    Image of Caius Caius
    07/27/09

    @dado: I love you for this.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    Why is he discriminating against larger African children? Does he have a "little people" fetish?
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    Christ, did Rourke get a free herpes graft with his collagen injections?
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    07/27/09

    In reply to Arthur Kade Will Not Let Vagina Stand in the Way of Reality TV
    The lack of a network associated with this supposed "I'm a Philebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" reality show makes it pretty clear that this is in development for some Philadelphia local access channel.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    07/27/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: a la Wayne's World.
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    Image of TVAddendum TVAddendum
    07/27/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: DUTV- Drexel Channel 54 is proud to present "Another punnily titled knockoff show, shot with my disposable video cameras frm CVS"
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    07/13/09

    In reply to Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?
    That is an incredibly exclusive superman ringer t-shirt. I bet they don't let just anyone who walks into Hot Topic purchase such a fine garment befitting an A-Lister.
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    Image of T.S._delegate T.S._delegate
    07/13/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: Oh no, definitely not. That shirt can only be obtained through rather extreme and expensive measures, involving the attack and subsequent disrobing of anyone's boyfriend from high school.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    07/13/09

    In reply to Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?
    The most symbolically appropriate phone would be something cheap and ostentatious. I suggest the bedazzled phones in dollar stores: children’s toys, which emit noises but do not actually connect to people.



    The question of the device raises other questions about what exactly Mr. Kade deserves in matters of communication. As a subject, I don’t think any major blog or media outlet should be concerned with this irrelevant and provincial clown.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/13/09

    In reply to Which Phone Is Suitable for Arthur Kade?
    I don't really know who he is, but everything about this man screams Patrick Bateman.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    07/13/09

    @DahlELama: Except, you know, his looks, money and ability to actually convince someone to go back to his apartment.
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