How the Gays, Obama, and HAARP Caused Hurricane Sandy: the Web's Best Frankenstorm Conspiracy Theories

As Hurricane Sandy, now combined with a Nor'easter, bears down on the mid-Atlantic, people everywhere are looking for answers: will I be safe? What should I do? Where should I go? And most importantly, what shadowy organization, group, or cosmic force is manipulating the weather to cause this terrible storm? Luckily,…
What Frankenstorm?: Darwin Award Nominee Relaxes in Flood Waters
Somers Point, New Jersey is currently feeling the watery wrath of Sandy, but this chill dude doesn't seem to mind.
Sandy Sinks HMS Bounty, Coast Guard Searching for Two Missing Crew Members [UPDATE x2]
The 16-member crew of the HMS Bounty, a replica vessel modeled after its 18th century namesake, was forced to abandon ship after a collision with Hurricane Sandy off the coast of Cape Hatteras caused the ship to start taking on water at an uncontrollable rate.
This Would Be a Good Time to Remember That Romney Wants to Cut Disaster Relief from the Federal Budget Because It's 'Immoral'
As many on the East Coast prepare for whatever wreck and ruin Sandy has in store, wouldn't it be nice to know that the government too is preparing to provide relief to those most affected by the aftermath? Which is why it might be useful to know that under Romney/Ryan, the answer to that question would be "absolutely"…
Lindsay Lohan Has a Plan For Defeating Hurricane 'Sally': Think Happy Thoughts
Despite the National Weather Service issuing death threats and Mayor Bloomberg issuing threat-boners, Lindsay Lohan is chilling in bliss wondering what everyone is getting all excited about.
