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    Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    Richard Gasquet kissing a girl is more unbelievable, frankly.

    http://deadspin.com/276194/richard-gasquet-is-your-not+gay-semifinalist
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    It helps to be a big star in the first place. Like, the evidence of Bonds flunking a test was thrown out (decision on appeal) by an empathetic judge who agreed it wouldn't stand without the trainer who won't testify to powerpoint and nod.



    The most audacious are the most common, like Floyd Landis, who requires you to believe everyone working in any lab from France to Mars is out to get him in order to accept his innocence.
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    Edited by Tremonius at 07/16/09 10:49 AM Tremonius was starred Tremonius was unstarred
    Image of fileunder fileunder
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    He plays really well on the freebaseline.
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    Edited by fileunder at 07/16/09 10:48 AM fileunder was starred fileunder was unstarred
    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    07/16/09

    @fileunder: He's very good on clay, but he seems to always be on grass.
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    Image of NinaHagen NinaHagen
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    And you can get VD from a toilet seat...but you don't.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    shouldda went with the ol' I bought a vintage 1897 bottle of Coca Cola and drank it..
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    I denied the charges of robbin’ a liquor store
    I denied the charges of carryin' a .44
    I denied the charges of vagrancy, too
    But when the judge came down, poured whiskey on my head, turned around to the

    jury and said, "Convict this man, he’s drunk," what could I do?
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    Gasquet should take a page from the 'heroin-addicted hobos' of Williamsburg. If nothing else, they're honest.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    I always say I live downwind from a meth lab, and then I pull out my own hair and disassemble a telephone.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/16/09

    @Private Hangnail: Sir, you make me laugh. Excellent work.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    07/16/09

    @SwissMister: Agreed. Well done, PH!
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    Image of Housebroken(mostly) Housebroken(mostly)
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    I never believe any of these excuses, except when Obama said, "hey, it was all over the place when we moved in."
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    Edited by Housebroken(mostly) at 07/16/09 9:47 AM Housebroken(mostly) was starred Housebroken(mostly) was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    07/16/09

    In reply to Cokehead Excuse of the Day: 'I Kissed a Girl With Coke on Her Lips'
    Must have been those darn poppy seed bagels.
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