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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    Hey Efron - Your career goal should be to star in a movie that isn't a fucking remake. (Or a made for TV Disney movie.) It's called reading scripts.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    That item about Scott Stapp and Kid Rock has assured I will never be horny again. Also I'll never be able to keep a meal down again.
     Reply
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    Image of mdahle mdahle
    11/23/09

    @katekate is squared: But what about the Efron/Pattison fantasy? That perked me right up.
     Reply
    marin79 promoted this comment Kaila Hale-Stern approved this comment mdahle was starred mdahle was unstarred
    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    Nothing kills a friendship like balls touching.
     Reply
    Trulymadlyme was starred Trulymadlyme was unstarred
    Image of katastic katastic
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    Wait, wait- Creed had groupies?!!
     Reply
    katastic was starred katastic was unstarred
    Image of robotwaste robotwaste
    11/23/09

    @katastic: From what I read, since not having any of his own, Stapp swooped in on Rock's groupies... uninvited. That's what Jesus would have done.
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    katastic promoted this comment robotwaste was starred robotwaste was unstarred
    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    11/23/09

    @katastic: Yes, and her name was Carrie Prejean.
     Reply
    Brad Brown was starred Brad Brown was unstarred
    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    Suri:Katie Holmes::Pursedog:Paris Hilton
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    kappakappaspankme was starred kappakappaspankme was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    The whole Susan Boyle thing is awful and hurts my soul. She's a purely mediocre karaoke singer who rose to fame as basically a carnival sideshow. It's like watching that TLC show about little people. Nobody would care about it without the *wink *wink *ogle*ogle factor and that makes me sick.
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    Image of PamBeesley PamBeesley
    11/23/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Look! The ugly lady can kind of sing. Everyone stare now.
     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment PamBeesley was starred PamBeesley was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/23/09

    @PamBeesley: Bee Eye Enn Gee Oh.
     Reply
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    Christians get blowjobs? I thought they only had marital, missionary sex through a hole in a copy of Going Rogue.
     Reply
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/23/09

    In reply to Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
    Nice analogy...uh metaphor...uh comparison on the Miss Havisham/Susan Boyle thing. Did she bring her cat?
     Reply
    Tart of Darkness was starred Tart of Darkness was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP probably looked tired because she'd been up for three days straight on a binge. "Coke Mom," anyone?
     Reply
    Matt Cherette was starred Matt Cherette was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Katy's boobies are already all over the internet. She didn't need to send that guy pics - could've just sent him the hyperlinks.
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    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Oh wait ... I was thinking of Lily Allen.

    But Katy could send him hyperlinks to Lily Allen's boobies. That would probably be even better.
     Reply
    MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    I refuse to believe that SJP was ever, EVAH with JFK, Jr. It's just not possible.

    On another note, OOOOOHHHH that Oliver Hudson!
     Reply
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP may have one foot in the grave, but the other three seem pretty stable.
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    FormerEnglishMajor promoted this comment TableNein was starred TableNein was unstarred
    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: As long as she's alive and working, that's the mane thing.
     Reply
    FormerEnglishMajor was starred FormerEnglishMajor was unstarred
    Image of dado dado
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: It must be the saddlebags under her eyes.
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    Edited by dado at 10/02/09 8:45 AM dado was starred dado was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: If she's trying to curry favor, odds are it won't work furlong.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Dunno, she seems pretty stable to me, but with SATC continually dangling that carrot out there, it's no wonder she looks a little run-down.
     Reply
    misslinda was starred misslinda was unstarred
    Image of Looker Looker
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She doesn't look that bad! SJP is still hot to trot.
     Reply
    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Looker was starred Looker was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @Looker: The rumors of her health problems are greatly exaggerated. She looks perfectly stable to me.
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    misslinda promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: As long as she's still hoofing it I think she's still in the running.
     Reply
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Let's be realistic, she may be tiring down the back stretch, but she is not yet ready for the glue factory.
     Reply
    resipsaloquacious was starred resipsaloquacious was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @misslinda: It's high-stakes, with all she has riding on this.
     Reply
    naugahydeinplainsight was starred naugahydeinplainsight was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: All these neigh-sayers are a bunch of appaloosas! SJP still spurs a funny feeling in my jockeys. An unbridled feeling of passion, if you will.
     Reply
    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: Whoa fella! Not to be a nag, but it sounds like you're champing at the bit.
     Reply
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I hope before his ILY turns into a TRO that he can rein in that passion .
     Reply
    FormerEnglishMajor was starred FormerEnglishMajor was unstarred
    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    10/02/09

    @dado: She's not just tired, she's asleep on her feet. Because, you know, she can do that.
     Reply
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    @resipsaloquacious: If she's that tired she should have her secretariat cancel some of her events. She needs to spend more time at home, being a mudder to her kids.
     Reply
    TableNein was starred TableNein was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/02/09

    @NigelAstydameia:

    She once was a perky fillie, but now anyone who thinks so has blinders on.
     Reply
    depardoo was starred depardoo was unstarred
    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    10/02/09

    @depardoo: She shouldn't stop with two SATC films. She should go for the trifecta!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She needs time to chill down, maybe get in touch with her spiritual side. "Hey, Sarah! Go to church-chill down!"
     Reply
    SidAndFinancy was starred SidAndFinancy was unstarred
    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Get your rest, SJP! We can't have you going tits up on us.
     Reply
    son of spam was starred son of spam was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/02/09

    @son of spam: From the look of that picture her tits just want to go opposite directions. Ouch.
     Reply
    TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    The snarky side of me wants to curse Suri Cruise... but then I remember that she'll probably end up like Lindsay Lohan, and I feel much better.
     Reply
    DeadliestSin was starred DeadliestSin was unstarred
    Image of dado dado
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    I hope Kill Bill 3 gives autoerotic asphyxiation wide berth.
     Reply
    Edited by dado at 10/02/09 8:32 AM dado was starred dado was unstarred
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