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    OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    Those Jolie-Pitt kids really are snappy dressers! And I love seeing young girls actually wearing pants; trés cool!
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    Image of JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist JoaquinPhoenix's Hairstylist
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    They gave Shiloh a tan??!
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/12/09

    @drink and derive:


    If she isn't painted an unnatural shade of orange, it's hard to tell she's Brad Pitt's child.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    I'd rather see a photo with his dad's basket.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    Is it my imagination or is that Shiloh kid already displaying a stunning amount of ego?
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/12/09

    @saythatscool: He looks like he's had a lip job.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/12/09

    @Mount_Prion: Is he a boy? I thought it was a girl.

    Effeminate kid then.
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    03/12/09

    @saythatscool: Serious ego! Look at her carrying around that basket, like she just expects it to be filled with chocolate bunnies and candy!


    The nerve.

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/12/09

    @saythatscool: He's a girl, but he's cool with it.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/12/09

    @Nard: How did you deal with it?
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/12/09

    @saythatscool: When I first found out he was a girl, I was confused and cold. I took three Vicodins and, something else . . . oh what was it . . . oh yeah, a quarter ounce heroin suppository. After that, everything was cream cheese.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/12/09

    @saythatscool: Huh. Shows what I know.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/12/09

    @saythatscool: All kidding aside, a friend of mine who "knows things" told me that there was some sort of genetic anomaly with Shiloh that required some fairly invasive surgery at her/his birth.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/12/09

    @Nard: Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? Because I have also heard from someone who worked at The Cottage Hospital in Swakopmund in Namibia that she had both sets of parts at birth.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/12/09

    @saythatscool: Send me a PM.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    A UK paper called The Star wins the prize for this shit. They couldn't get photos of Jade Goody's wedding so (IIRC from Private Eye) they used photos from her previous wedding and photoshopped on her head + a bandeau from a photo of Kylie Minogue when *she* had cancer. It was hilariously badly done.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    Whoa. When did Suri turn into Edward Furlong?
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    03/12/09

    @MizJenkins:
    When I saw that my brain said, "Edward Norton," and I thought...I do not see it at all. Then I realized, "Edward Furlong," and YES! That's him! And I'm now cracking up at my desk.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    That Surloh picture isn't the only photoshopping on that cover. I happen to know that the photo of Ben Affleck was taken at a Dallas leather bar during its "Tuxes and Tops" party in 2007, and that photo of Jenny Garner was taken in a stall in the men's room at the Molly Pitcher rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike. She had some bad clams, and the ladies' room was full, but look at that smile. Ever the professional, that one.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    It's always comforting to see a baby who is dressed better than you.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    03/12/09

    @Richard: I'm willing to bet you look better in white lace.
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    Image of leonleonleon leonleonleon
    03/12/09

    In reply to OK! Magazine's Photoshop Playdate
    Whatever. They are still demon-children sent from space to suck the grey matter (or Thetans) out of our heads when we least expect it
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    12/06/08

    In reply to Toys, Tot and a Fembot
    Suri's the Midnight Rambler isn't she? I swear I have seen her unless it was a quarter to three.
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    Image of homobot v3.0 homobot v3.0
    12/06/08

    In reply to Toys, Tot and a Fembot
    The Glassy-Eyed Menagerie
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/06/08

    @homobot v3.0: WIN.
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    Image of SinisterRouge SinisterRouge
    12/06/08

    In reply to Toys, Tot and a Fembot
    Mommy: Why is Daddy so scary?

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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/06/08

    @SinisterRouge: Jesus H. Christ on a Stick, what the HELL was that? Clean WHAT up?
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    Image of SinisterRouge SinisterRouge
    12/06/08

    @BookishLatkeish: to LRH!!!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    12/06/08

    @SinisterRouge: Ugh, that creeps way too much!
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    12/06/08

    In reply to Toys, Tot and a Fembot
    A Fistful of Dollies
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/06/08

    In reply to Toys, Tot and a Fembot
    Two things:


    1) It was really cold last night. Why does Holmes have on a coat and hat, yet Suri is being warmed by...two dollies and the cold, reanimated hand of her pod person...uh, mother?


    2) That one with the blue eyes is looking at me, and X-Files plus 15 Chucky movies tells me they bleed and/or play horrible music, before they, you know, kill you.



    + Watch video
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    Image of SinisterRouge SinisterRouge
    12/06/08

    @Spirit Fingers: They never put a coat on that kid! What is up with that?!? She's always in her cute dresses in pics in NY with no coat on.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/06/08

    @Spirit Fingers: The no coat thing freaks me out. Is it some kind of Scientology child-rearing practice, like the barley water?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    12/06/08

    In reply to Toys, Tot and a Fembot
    Why won't my daughter let go of her favorite toys? — Page 121


    Why does my husband seem to be more attracted to men than to me? — Page 21


    Why did he implant that microchip in my brain? — Page 182


    Why must I give birth to L. Ron's baby? — Page 246


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