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    This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van

    Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise

    Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies

    Suri Cruise is Riding Around L.A. on a Gold Lexus

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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP probably looked tired because she'd been up for three days straight on a binge. "Coke Mom," anyone?
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Katy's boobies are already all over the internet. She didn't need to send that guy pics - could've just sent him the hyperlinks.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    10/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Oh wait ... I was thinking of Lily Allen.

    But Katy could send him hyperlinks to Lily Allen's boobies. That would probably be even better.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    I refuse to believe that SJP was ever, EVAH with JFK, Jr. It's just not possible.

    On another note, OOOOOHHHH that Oliver Hudson!
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    SJP may have one foot in the grave, but the other three seem pretty stable.
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    FormerEnglishMajor promoted this comment TableNein was starred TableNein was unstarred
    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: As long as she's alive and working, that's the mane thing.
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    Image of dado dado
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: It must be the saddlebags under her eyes.
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    Edited by dado at 10/02/09 8:45 AM dado was starred dado was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: If she's trying to curry favor, odds are it won't work furlong.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Dunno, she seems pretty stable to me, but with SATC continually dangling that carrot out there, it's no wonder she looks a little run-down.
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    Image of Looker Looker
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She doesn't look that bad! SJP is still hot to trot.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Looker was starred Looker was unstarred
    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @Looker: The rumors of her health problems are greatly exaggerated. She looks perfectly stable to me.
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    misslinda promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of misslinda misslinda
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: As long as she's still hoofing it I think she's still in the running.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: Let's be realistic, she may be tiring down the back stretch, but she is not yet ready for the glue factory.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @misslinda: It's high-stakes, with all she has riding on this.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: All these neigh-sayers are a bunch of appaloosas! SJP still spurs a funny feeling in my jockeys. An unbridled feeling of passion, if you will.
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    naugahydeinplainsight promoted this comment Dr. Nick was starred Dr. Nick was unstarred
    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/02/09

    @Dr. Nick: Whoa fella! Not to be a nag, but it sounds like you're champing at the bit.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    10/02/09

    @naugahydeinplainsight: I hope before his ILY turns into a TRO that he can rein in that passion .
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    10/02/09

    @dado: She's not just tired, she's asleep on her feet. Because, you know, she can do that.
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/02/09

    @resipsaloquacious: If she's that tired she should have her secretariat cancel some of her events. She needs to spend more time at home, being a mudder to her kids.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    10/02/09

    @NigelAstydameia:

    She once was a perky fillie, but now anyone who thinks so has blinders on.
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    Image of BaconCat BaconCat
    10/02/09

    @depardoo: She shouldn't stop with two SATC films. She should go for the trifecta!
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    10/02/09

    @TableNein: She needs time to chill down, maybe get in touch with her spiritual side. "Hey, Sarah! Go to church-chill down!"
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    Get your rest, SJP! We can't have you going tits up on us.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/02/09

    @son of spam: From the look of that picture her tits just want to go opposite directions. Ouch.
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    The snarky side of me wants to curse Suri Cruise... but then I remember that she'll probably end up like Lindsay Lohan, and I feel much better.
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    Image of dado dado
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    I hope Kill Bill 3 gives autoerotic asphyxiation wide berth.
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    Edited by dado at 10/02/09 8:32 AM dado was starred dado was unstarred
    Image of skahammer skahammer
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    I wonder what kinds of prayers for Dennis Hopper would be most effective.
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    Image of Our Lady of the Massacre Our Lady of the Massacre
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    KILL BILL 3?!?! Today is going to be OK.
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    snugbug promoted this comment Our Lady of the Massacre was starred Our Lady of the Massacre was unstarred
    Image of nozer nozer
    10/02/09

    @Our Lady of the Massacre: I hate to break this to you, but Tarantino is pretty notorious for saying he's going to do something and then never coming through (although he did finally make Inglourious Basterds). I'm still waiting for the novel version of Kill Bill, the 4 hour Kill Bill extravaganza, and a remake of Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill starring Britney Spears.
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    snugbug promoted this comment nozer was starred nozer was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/02/09

    @Our Lady of the Massacre: Sounds exciting, although I do have to wonder what this film could possibly be about. If memory serves, the Bride gone killed Bill already. Unless there's ANOTHER Bill who wronged her that we know nothing about? Very intriguing.
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    Image of shortskid shortskid
    10/02/09

    @snugbug:

    Tarantino himself has mentioned that a sequel might revolve around Nikki Bell's quest to avenge the death of her mom Vernita Green at the hands of The Bride from Vol. 1.
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    snugbug promoted this comment shortskid was starred shortskid was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/02/09

    @shortskid: If that were so, it's at this point a full-blown vendetta, no longer a narrative of personal revenge. It reminds me of that wonderful chapter in "Huck Finn" about the Grangerford-Shepherdson multi-generational feud. Yay! I always maintained that Tarantino is kind of a classicist at heart..
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    Edited by snugbug at 10/02/09 1:54 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of fatmonalisa fatmonalisa
    10/02/09

    In reply to Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker's Demise
    This might be the first time Russell Brand kissed a girl that didn't have a plethora of venereal diseases and liked it.
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    Image of once once
    09/23/09

    In reply to Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
    2020: Jennifer Anniston is pregnant.
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    Image of disinterested 3rd party disinterested 3rd party
    09/23/09

    In reply to Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
    LIttle known fact: John Phillips' original name for The Mama and the Papas was The Aristocrats.
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    The Curse of Millhaven promoted this comment disinterested 3rd party was starred disinterested 3rd party was unstarred
    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    09/23/09

    In reply to Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
    Wow, now I need to become a famous celebrity chef, so I can write a memoir revealing how my first venture into haute cuisine involved roasting and eating my baby brother.
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    Edited by miss_msry at 09/23/09 5:51 PM miss_msry was starred miss_msry was unstarred
    Image of chickachicka chickachicka
    09/23/09

    In reply to Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
    I love Gawker specifically for the snark I can't get anywhere else, and while I definitely got a few laughs from the timeline of crazy (can't WAIT for the Suri Cruise memoir), I still think it's a bit much to place blame on Mackenzie Phillips by positioning her as a famewhore.

    Obviously this has made her "relevant" again, and will make her a lot of money, but this woman was a victim of rape by her father at the age of 19. She was also (uncomfortably, she admits) in a long-term incestuous relationship that was founded on drug use. I simply cannot place blame on her. She's too messed up to be seen as anything other than a victim.

    I will, however, place blame on her publisher and on Oprah, who sure picked up this story quickly. There are a lot of way to cope, but publishing a book? I can only hope this was an emotional release for her in some way.
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    TheUptightMidwesterner promoted this comment chickachicka was starred chickachicka was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/23/09

    @chickachicka: Think of it this way- everyone knows that Mackenzie Phillips has had a long, horrific battle with drugs. Everyone knows that her dad was her partner in her addiction, and in many ways facilitated it. WHY do we need to know this? We don't. She does not need to write a book about this to heal or stay sober. When Rehab programs talk about "rigorous honesty" , they are not talking about shit like this.
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    Edited by TheUptightMidwesterner at 09/23/09 6:05 PM TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of ellagood ellagood
    09/24/09

    @chickachicka: i'm a bit torn with all of this.
    part of me thinks she is just a crazy junkie who needs to sell books/garner attention (hell, her own sister had to get her own spread in US Weekly over this story this week....makes you wonder what kind of support she has ever gotten from her family)
    but the other half of me just cannot believe someone would make all this up. i think she finally went to rehab (after last year's embarrassing arrest) and is finally admitting why she has been so fucked up.
    but seriously, is this cathartic? i don't think so. i think it's a small piece of a very sad puzzle. this poor woman will never be healthy and normal - because of her own actions and because of the actions of BOTH of her parents. it's tragic as all hell.
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    Image of TriedandTrue TriedandTrue
    09/23/09

    In reply to Incest Revelations Will Be Nothing in the Future of Celebrity Biographies
    Whoopss....I see a typo in there...the Lauren Conrad item is suppose to be 2013.
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