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    11/06/09

    In reply to Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
    I always knew there was a market for a chick with Bob Goulet's voice and Tiny Tim's face. #susanboyle
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    11/06/09

    @son of spam: That's so perfect it's scary. #susanboyle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
    Well, Sharon, I guess I'd rather look like one than, you know, be one. All the way from your crude mouth to your mushy mean brain and through to your plastic soul. #susanboyle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
    Yeah. Apparently the one thing that plastic surgeons can't implant is class. #susanboyle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
    Shaaa-Ron!

    So I saw the headline and skimmed the post a bit, absorbing "Susan Boyle." Then I looked down at the video box and before I clicked on it, just going on the still, I thought I was going to be watching a video of Susan Boyle. #susanboyle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
    When you've had everything cut, nipped, tucked, pulled, tightened, dyed, diced and sliced I don't think you should comment on the beauty of others. #susanboyle
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles a Hairy Orifice
    Uh, does Sharon remember what she looked like before she, and I'm pretty sure she's admitted this, became obsessed with plastic surgery? #susanboyle
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    11/06/09

    @Conchie Birdie: That's precisely why she can say it. #susanboyle
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    If Melanie Griffith hasn't done it, quite frankly, it hasn't been done. In the event of a nuclear war, it will be up to Melanie, Keith and the roaches to re-populate the planet.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    Wherefor art thou, CajunBoy?
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    Oh Eddie Cibrian. If I saw you on the street, do you know what I would say to you?

    Well, probably, "Hey, aren't you that kid from John Tucker Must Die?" Because really, it's uncanny. Like Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Javier Bardem uncanny.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    Note to Kim Kardashian: "Do not pull out the stake in Jonathan Cheban's chest. Ain't you ever seen a Dracula movie? Kthksbai".
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    Martina's life is getting rather complicated...has she heard of pre-nups?

    Melanie Griffin is turning into a Tim Burton character.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    You just know Martina cries out "GAME, SET, SNATCH!!"
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    08/25/09

    @scroll_lock: Ace!
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    08/25/09

    @scroll_lock: After a win, they traditionally eat out to celebrate.
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    08/25/09

    @blix: At Pink Taco.
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    08/25/09

    @irishflyesq: No foul balls there, my friend.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    Wonder what the Susan Boyle meeting was like, "Susan! You look great! Ever see Mrs. Doubtfire?"
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    The Edouard Stern thing is even worse. Lemigova had a child by him, who was killed at 5 months old by his nanny - who then disappeared. Lemigova believes Stern had it done.
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    08/25/09

    In reply to Melanie Griffith Is Bad and Good at Rehab
    That photo is giving Rumer Willis and Jay Leno serious chin envy.
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