I'm pretty sure that "riding Tony Hawk's tunnel" and "riding Tony Hawk's half-pipe" are two distinctly different experiences. #wereadtwittersoyoudonthaveto
I still don't understand Susan Orlean's obsession with @mashable. Is she _actually_ in love with him? As unlikely as that sounds, it's even less likely that she is in love with @mashable's tweets, which are a compendium of tech-geek wanking. Please explain.
The Mediaite BURN would be slightly more effective if you took the extra second to learn that his name is Steve Krakauer. Abbreviated Twitter handles can be so confusing!
@snugbug: Wait, you know my dad Jon? And Phyllis, I think the burn is just as effective, although Krakauer is only slightly easier to spell than Mediaite...
@DahlELama: Agreed! I figured he had moved on, but still hadn't seen any sort of official confirmation until I read this post. The upside: he's been twittering more lately.
@DahlELama: Well, it's certainly nice to be missed, but I really didn't know I was leaving until I was gone too! You see, I was fired because my "tone" was deemed "too butch" for Gawker 2009. So there you go.
@The Cajun Boy: You've gotta be fucking kidding me. You are, right? Yes, yes you must be.
Is there a petition we can sign to get you back or something? Or are you writing elsewhere that we might be able to stalk, er, that is, follow like normal people?
@DahlELama: Seriously. Unless Gawker is going to become a gay ghetto, Denton is going to have to hire butch straight guys and femme straight girls again. Besides, um, your stuff has...what's the word...merit?
@The Cajun Boy: Are you jesting? Ugh. Take best care, Cajun. We liked you and found your tone most appropriate. It's tough times to be in this retarded racket.
@The Cajun Boy: Please add me to the list of those who are disappointed. I enjoyed pretty much all your posts; I liked your responsiveness and I really liked the fact that your material trickled out over the night, like you were up with the rest of us and not just shooting your wad before going to bed.
BTW: I've glanced at your blogspot a couple of times looking for an explanation and I'll certainly give this "Animal" site whirl. Good luck.
I find Toure so fucking irritating as a Twatter.
He writes like he's sharing some secret black opinion with the masses on any number of subjects, and anytime he's called out on that, his position suddenly becomes incomprehensibly convoluted.
Good to see that Cillizza is keeping alive the razor-sharp journalistic instincts that made "Mouthpiece Theater" such unimpeachably stellar entertainment.
I think McCracken also said, "Losing your lunch in the bathtub is God's way of telling you everything that comes out of you is vile and always will be."
Said it once before, but it bears repeating: Twitter makes the smartest people sound like self-involved numbnuts. Except for Susan Orlean. She always sounds adorable.
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Is there a petition we can sign to get you back or something? Or are you writing elsewhere that we might be able to stalk, er, that is, follow like normal people?
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But look on the bright side, they didn't strip you of your star. :)
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Maybe come visit us at Wordsmoker.com once in a while? We don't suck over there. At least not compared to here.
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BTW: I've glanced at your blogspot a couple of times looking for an explanation and I'll certainly give this "Animal" site whirl. Good luck.
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Aw, but seriously, you will be missed. I like it when I can tell who wrote a post just by their style, and you sir, had a style.
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And then some kid will make YOU feel old, like you are making ME feel right old right now.
BE FOREWARNED.
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He writes like he's sharing some secret black opinion with the masses on any number of subjects, and anytime he's called out on that, his position suddenly becomes incomprehensibly convoluted.
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Said it once before, but it bears repeating: Twitter makes the smartest people sound like self-involved numbnuts. Except for Susan Orlean. She always sounds adorable.