"He took me out but he didn't try to win my heart."
A lone tear rolled down Simona's cheek as her fairytale daydreams of the Piven wilted away. The bitter sting of forcefed sake down her throat also washed away any hope of that trip to the Build-A-Bear Factory that he had promised her the day before.
Aren't "stars," geologically, already composed of metals? And what about Wu tang's RZA and his colloidal silver obsession? [ronmwangaguhunga.blogspot.com]
Note to Piv: if you don't want to have to pretend what silly young girls think, you could always stop being such a cheapskate and hire hookers already.
The more important question here is WHAT THE HELL IS PIVEN DRIVING OUT TO JERSEY FOR A FIRST DATE? I mean, if all he wanted was sex, wouldn't it have been cheaper and easier to hire a hooker?
This date sounds a lot like GoDaddy itself: You're drawn in by its sexy image, thinking it'll be cheap and easy; but the whole experience turns out to be far more annoying than you ever expected.
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A lone tear rolled down Simona's cheek as her fairytale daydreams of the Piven wilted away. The bitter sting of forcefed sake down her throat also washed away any hope of that trip to the Build-A-Bear Factory that he had promised her the day before.
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He's not hot looking, he's on television, he sounds a little desperate, (a first date in Jersey?), and he's short.
What's to like?
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I really like sake.
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