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    The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    Millions of "View" watchers projectile vomit on cue, Larry King named a "person of (dis)interest" in widespread nausea pandemic.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    I don't know if Larry needs Viagra or not. He probably just blocks out his wife botoxed face thinks about Betty Grable, a Victrola, whatever and hopes for the best.
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    05/21/09

    @jasonelias: Betty Grable would rather hack off both her lovely gams than star in Larry's fantasies.
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    05/21/09

    @scroll_lock: Ha!
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    I'm not even reading this as there are just too many geriatrics involved for anything non lunch-hurlable to happen. Just the screen cap of shriveled Larry and veritable nasal screecher Behar has things charging up the esophagus.
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    05/21/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Then don't picture him naked (except for braces), hovering above you with those beady eyes glassy and intent.
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    05/21/09

    @scroll_lock: Dear God.
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    05/21/09

    @Spirit Fingers: ...asking you if you're ready to "take the next caller".
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    05/21/09

    @scroll_lock: : Hork!:
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    You know damn well Shawn's dancing a jig every day that he can't get it up.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    "That don't work, I'm a hawwt patient." Still love the old-school urban vernacular. And he didn't even uncross his arms when the girls grilled him about his penile situation. Team Larry.
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    05/21/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Everyone in Brooklyn used to talk like that. Sigh.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    That face he's making at Joy is kind of funny, until you realize it's his "oh yes I can still get boners!" face.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    You know what else is broken? My collarbone. I gagged so many times during the video, it broke.
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    05/21/09

    @Fry_Bread_Power: Hearing Larry King talk about sex gives me a soft-on.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    Viagara, a special treat for those honeymooning at the world's most romatic waterfall.
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    05/21/09

    @resipsaloquacious:


    yea, that's right, romatic.

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    05/21/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I'm going to assume you meant "aromatic."
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    05/21/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Niagara is the opposite of a sahara, right?
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    When my 'Get Up and Go' has 'Got Up and Went', I hanker for a hunk of cheese. Look a wagon wheel!
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    05/21/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: I thought I was the only one who remembered that!
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    05/21/09

    @scroll_lock: This ad is totes ripe for a revival:


    Cheese: It'll Make Your Dick Hard.

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    05/21/09

    @BookishLookish: This ad brought to you by the fine people at Fromunda.
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    05/21/09

    @scroll_lock: These yuks brought to you by The Books and Scrolly Show, coming soon to a theatre near you.
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    05/21/09

    @BookishLookish: Tip your waiters and try the veal.
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    05/21/09

    @BullfightsOnAcid: That commercial was playing when Larry King Jr. was conceived.
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    05/21/09

    In reply to The View Ponders Larry King's Sex Life
    ew ew and more ew
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