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    Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son

    Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son
    I'm breaking out in a terrified sweat at the very thought of having to listen to hours of taped Anna Nicole Smith conversations. It would resemble being locked in a room where the Real Housewives Poetry Slam was taking place.
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    10/07/09

    @pit_viper: Somewhere a Vogon shudders for no apparent reason.
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son
    I'm so confused by the oddly respectable outfit that the rest of the information is not quite translating.

    Also, every time I see a picture of this woman, I think "I sort of wish we'd been friends, because I think I think we would have had a lot of fun at Sephora together."

    (Also, "Anna" Nicole Smith. I normally wouldn't say anything, but it's the headline...)
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    10/07/09

    @DahlELama: Proly dressed for a court appearance. Did you see her outfit when she went to the Supreme Court?
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    10/07/09

    @bytememehard: No, but I'm picturing something in red leather with laces. You're not about to ruin that image for me, are you?
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son
    This entire scheme was alluded to in Seuss's roman a clef Horton Hears a Ho.
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    10/07/09

    @scroll_lock: A+ baby...
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son
    Would you stab him with a knife?
    "I wouldn't," cried the scheming wife.
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son
    The investigation needs to center on how anyone could've thought she had the two brain cells necessary to initiate such a plot.
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    10/07/09

    @scroll_lock: A gun, knife and a dangerous in the wrong hands Dr. Suess hat, check. Refrigerator chock-full of drugs, not so much.
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    Edited by blix at 10/07/09 9:32 AM blix was starred blix was unstarred
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    10/07/09

    @blix: They should haul in Thing One and Thing Two for questioning, stat.
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    10/07/09

    @scroll_lock: They were so busy using the Cat-in-the-Hat's cleanup machine to hoover up the drugs that they forgot about the gun and knife.
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    10/07/09

    @blix: They're hidden in the three handled moss covered family credenza.
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    10/07/09

    @scroll_lock: The reason for the surgery was no mystery at all. They all knew that her boobies were two sizes too small.
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    10/07/09

    In reply to Feds Investigated Anna Nicole Smith for Plotting to Murder Her Dead Husband's Son
    The tats in the hat come back. (that's lame, sorry)
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    There's no way those stubby, chubby fingers are his. He has long, graceful hands that match his lanky body. Warning: Baby may push picture into cute overload.


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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    There's no wedding ring, either. So many lies!
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    Those are Al Franken's glasses. We didn't elect him to the Presidency, did we? Have we seen them both in the same room?
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    OMG, those are John Lennon's hands!!!
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    The time to worry is when one hand starts wearing a white, spangly glove and Bubbles is appointed to the cabinet.
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    01/19/09

    @scroll_lock: The white glove!? Surely you don't mean Michael Jackson's "Mr. Naughty Hand" glove!
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    01/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Wasn't Hillary's stripper name "Bubbles?"
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    01/19/09

    @Weegee's bored: Yeah, baby! Break out the Jesus juice, Weeg!
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    01/19/09

    @bringmemyTofu: No, it was "Cankles."
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    01/19/09

    @scroll_lock: @bringmemyTofu: Hey guys!!! The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit Full Nude Revue is performing at Scores tonight!!!
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    Face of an angel, hands of the devil.
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    Best thing yesterday was Jamie Foxx's impression of Obama. The concert yesterday was lame overall- when did Springsteen start morphing into Johnny Cash?
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    01/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Also, Garth Brooks is an idjit.
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    01/19/09

    @scroll_lock: His morphing into Pete Seeger should have been an early warning sign.
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    01/19/09

    @Weegee's bored: Plus, his neck's gone AWOL. He's sporting the huge, bloated middle-aged head, as was Hanks. His head was so damn big the Lincoln statue was feeling inadequate.
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    01/19/09

    @scroll_lock: Mellencamp's melon has also got its own weather system. Plus, I wish he'd lose the tired old "blue collar working man" shtick. He's rich, he's married to a model, he's not working on an assembly line, so stop with the cliched photo montage of modern day Rosie the Riveter, cashiers et al. He has zero cred in that department. Plus, he has no voice left thanks to smoking 2 cartons a day or whatev.
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    01/19/09

    @scroll_lock: I think he is trying to morph into an Elder Statesman of Rock.
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    Someone should tell the lady in the third pic that the cutout is NOT anatomically correct. Bah! She'll find out in about three minutes when she finally gets it back to her hotel room.
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    01/19/09

    @warezjesus: Hee. That pic would've made an exquisite Open Caption.
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    01/19/09

    In reply to Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?
    And Shakira's roots are looking a little too DARK. I am not quite sure what to make of any of this.
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    01/19/09

    @bringmemyTofu: But the brassiness of the rest of the hair almost distracts you.
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