NBC New York released horrifying surveillance footage today of an SUV slamming a 12-year-old boy on his bike into a Bronx storefront. The boy, Abraham Al-Saidi, somehow escaped with a just a broken leg and arm.

Former Spice Girl and longtime car passenger Victoria Beckham is trying her hand at a new pursuit: luxury car design.

Because they were unable to unload the brand on a Chinese company, GM has announced that it will no longer manufacture the notorious suburban assault vehicles. Fist-pumpers and teenagers will mourn the loss, while we make many marriage/no-more-blow-jobs jokes.