Football playing 5-year-old Kaden hails from Raven, Virginia, and totally owned the stage of the If I Was a Rich Girl Pageant Riches Mini National (what subjunctive mood?) pageant on last night's Toddlers & Tiaras. This kid knows swag before he even can comprehend what swag is. Also, please note the gratuitous…

Je ne sais quoi. Some people have it. Some people don’t have it. Some people don’t even know what it is. Tavon aka “Tay” aka “Bulldog” White, an inmate at the Baltimore City Detention Center, allegedly had a lot of je ne sais quoi. Enough to impregnate four of the corrections officers assigned to guard him.

For all of humanity's greatness—the pyramids, the Hoover Dam, our capacity to love—human beings have proven ourselves quite capable of doing truly disgusting things, also, including waging wars, acting upon greed, and wearing those godforsaken toe shoes. In an effort to build a more just, rational, and aesthetically…

Justin Bieber is in a cranky mood these days, which means he's either teething or ruing the day that his mother ever pushed him into a life of public scrutiny and emotional dwarfism. On Sunday's American Music Awards, he dedicated one award to his haters and, during his Artist of the Year (ha, Artist of the Year, can…

When I think of things that should be in a political convention swag bag, I think colorful t-shirts, buttons, and unnecessary bridge-building projects for my district. The Republicans disappointed. The Democrats are even worse.

TAMPA, Fla.— These are the contents of the free swag bags handed out to all credentialed media at the 2012 Republican Convention:

Those involved in the making of this had to be aware of how cathartic it would be for the haters to see Michael Madsen annihilate Justin Bieber, right? The video for the dubbabystep "As Long as You Love Me" is a gift.

If there is one thing the Oregon Dental Association knows, it's that kids won't listen to any oral hygiene PSA that isn't set to "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District.

29-year-old Vardan Aslanyan led police on an hour-long high-speed chase from Burbank to Hollywood last Friday, during which he collided with three vehicles, causing one to flip over.

BEVERLY HILLS— Beverly Hills is not a real place in the real world. Beverly Hills is what happens when you take the "Beverly Hills" pavilion at Epcot Center, expand it a thousandfold, and populate it with actors playing real people.

President Obama continued his series of small tweaks to the broken system via executive order this week by asking agencies "to cut about $4 billion per year from the federal government's budget for travel, cellphones, conferences and 'swag' like agency-branded mugs and clothing." This sounds painfully modest. But,…

An unfamiliar word fills the air, befuddling the olds: "swag." But what does the slang term mean, and where does it come from? Best learn the meaning of "swag," old person, before you are sent off to the cultural death panel.

Henceforth, P. Diddy will be known as "Swag," according to CNN. Well, for one week only. Of all of Diddy's many name changes, this is the dumbest.

Have you heard? Wall Street is getting its swagger back! But while this is obviously great news, it's been a long time since finance guys turned their swag on. So we've assembled a guide to help them!

Fresh from shopping a TV show with Mark Burnett and flossing her star quality on Leno, Palin took her family to loot Hollywood's pre-Oscars gifting suites "like locusts," according to one traumatized witness.

You silly goose, the celebs don't freeze their asses off in Utah for the movies, it's for the free crap. Parkas, jewelry, electronics, ski goggles, and Muscle Milk Light for everybody (famous)! Yippee! [Image via Getty]

People come to Sundance to tell their stories, and in that spirit, we eschewed talking to directors and actors (you know, art people) to listen to tales told by Sundance's swag baronesses. Viva independent film!

Congrats to Dirty Sexy Money's Samaire Armstrong for landing at the top of Vanity Fair's "Swag-Happy 'Celebrities'" list. It's always reassuring when an actor turns a very bad addiction into a much more harmless one! [Vanity Fair]

Unconspicuous consumption is the hot new thing. That $300 million megayacht? Tacky, what with the layoffs. Private jet? Forget about it, after Detroit's debacle. Even the celebrity goodie-bag business is endangered.

Oh, celebrities - even though US Weekly says They're Just Like Us!, they often seem to inhabit stratospheric heights. Take Oprah Winfrey, for example. She founded that school in South Africa. Her Angel Network raised money for Katrina relief efforts. And who can forget Oprah's Favorite Things!, when she nearly sends…