All of this arrived Tuesday in a box so big I thought maybe someone was sending me a suffocated animal. I asked my boss John Cook if I could keep it and he said, "Do you even want it?" An iPod and a bottle of Moët? Yes, that is an instant Friday/living Mariah Carey song. Whatever. I was going to watch Soderberg's…

FamousPeopleGettingFreeShitWatch: At something called "swag suites" at Sundance, Jack Black and Josh Harnett (and other similarly recognizable actors) may receive expensive electronics gadgets and fashion accessories at no cost! (Save having their names attached to the reception of the aforementioned items.)…

Even if the cancellation of the Golden Globes and its satellite parties had been precipitated by nuclear, rather than labor, Armageddon, you could be sure that a radioactive, iridescent army of swag suite staffers would still be roaming the smoldering Hollywood hellscape, distributing designer jeans, sunglasses,…