Sue Simmons May Be Gone from WNBC, But Her Swears Will Live on Forever, on Your Phone
WNBC has decided not to renew longtime anchor Sue Simmons' contract, probably because she is at 68 an old lady — they are of course renewing her co-anchor Chuck Scarborough's contract, but he is at 68 distinguished — and will scare all the youths away from the television. Which is silly, because Sue Scarborough …
Mortified Japanese Department Store Cleans Up 'Fuckin Sale'
An Osaka department store's Fuckin Sale was one of the classic Engrish gaffes of our time. But the funny signs were quickly taken down after the internet freaked out about them.
How a Foul-Mouthed American Chef Brought "Fuckin" to Japan
After publishing this post about an Osaka department store hilariously advertising its "Fuckin sale," we got an email from Ron Silver, owner and chef of New York's Bubby's restaurant. "I feel personally responsible for this Fuckin Sale," he wrote. He attached a picture from the opening of Bubby's branch in Yokohama,…
Japanese Department Store May Want to Look Up the Word 'Fucking'
If only we could have sat in on the meeting where the marketing team for this Osaka department store came up with the idea for their "Fuckin' Sale," spotted early this month by a reader of Jake Adelstein's Japan Subculture blog.
Crane Drops Swimming Pool, Causes Intense Swearing Situation
Preparing to wire swimming pool in suburban Minnesota, an electrician passed the time playing with his cellphone. He was videotaping a construction crane placing the pool into the homeowner's backyard when the crane tipped over, crushing the house and causing the most impassioned swearing spree I have ever heard on…
Brooklyn Man Kicked off Airplane for Swearing
Sitting in an airplane on a tarmac in Detroit, lifelong Brooklynite Robert Sayegh turned to his seatmate and said, "What's taking so fucking long to close the overheard compartments?" Shortly thereafter, the pilot turned the airplane around. Police removed Sayegh from the plane for being "disruptive."
Gwyneth Paltrow: My Grandmother Was a 'Real Cunt'
Just when you think professional ridiculous person Gwyneth Paltrow can't provide more fodder for her haters, she calls her grandmother "a real cunt." Following Chelsea Handler's admission that her grandmother was "a real bitch," Our Lady of Organic Dewdrops lays into old Grandma Muti:
Bad Teacher Red Band Trailer: Cameron Diaz Sure Is Filthy!
Here's a red-band (meaning: NSFW) trailer for Bad Teacher, a shock-comedy about a Cameron Diaz saying "fuck" a whole fuck of a lot. She's playing a, um, bad teacher who decides she needs a boob job in order to impress Justin Timberlake's character, who she thinks is rich. If he's rich and he marries her, she can…
Oprah Bans 'Bitch' from Her New Cable Network
All-powerful Oprah has banned the word "bitch" from her new cable network, OWN.

