Pain releases all kinds of great neurotransmitters, adrenaline - you're never as alive as you are when you hurt like hell. There is no Santa, this doesn't cure your cancer, fuck the Swedes.
I live in Sweden. Everyone,including my own mother,swears by those things. I tried it and it was awful. I'd rather watch twilight and new moon again. Words I never thought I'd type.
@cousinebette: what does it feel like? Is it like sleeping on a gravel path? Do you put the mats over your normal mattress and therefore still feel the give of the springs?
@cousinebette: Typical American question: Can you get Swedish Fish in Swedish movie theaters? Cause if they only sold them in American ones, that would be ironic.
@m4ximusprim3: also they're usually ot sold in movie theathers.Not just part of the selection for some reason. Unless they have "Lösgodis"(pick'n'mix).
These things have been advertised in my Yoga magazine for months now, and it seriously does seem like one of those apocalyptic moments. How rich people live: paying to be hurt.
In my Swedish-American household, the fiscal policy I was taught consisted of "That's expensive put it BACK." So I think the Swedes would make a fine model for our times. Pepparkakor for all!
the swedish bikini team was not actually made out of swedes. it's a fucking american beer invention and you should be ashamed of yourself. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME:
@allyzay: maybe i think an old milwaukee ad campaign from 20 years ago is FUNNIER than some regular boring naked swedish ladies DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
Also, Pareene, you had the chance to show us some half-naked boys (which your female and a good deal of your male readers would prefer) and you blew it. Fail, darling.
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Also, you're here during the day now? That's fun! I like you.
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Oh that sounds dirty... pepparkakor...
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GET IT? I MADE A PUN! BECAUSETHATIKEAFURNITUREALWAYS........
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Didn't stop them from asking:
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I forgot about RedTube...guess I should have done a competitive strategy analysis before I opened my big yap.
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Also, Pareene, you had the chance to show us some half-naked boys (which your female and a good deal of your male readers would prefer) and you blew it. Fail, darling.
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