Congressman Michael Grimm is perhaps best known for threatening to throw a NY1 reporter off a balcony. He is also the bae at Staten Island sweet sixteen parties, according to teen girls' tweets, which don't lie.

The titanic Giudice auction has just been exposed, so it's funny that tonight's RHONJ chronicled Teresa and Joe's fancy 10th anniversary helicopter ride and Teresa's new massive diamond. In other news, Albie got a haircut and Danielle's daughter was cute.